Cesar Fuentes

Still alive!

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@wamurray Is Harold Ramis as funny in real life?

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@RealDMitchell Just read your Guardian article for the 1st time. Witty and extremely funny. Kudos. I'm sure this comment made your week.

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I'm Luke lolz

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@Glinner Dere's more to Oireland dan dis!

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@lukekingham Stop annoying Tony Slattery LUKE!

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@TDJSlattery Duck walks into a bar and orders a pint. Bar tender brings him the drink. Duck says "just put it on my bill." Get it Tony?!

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@alandavies1 Correct! It's the blue whale, I don't care what they say.

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@MichaelMillman They're only noodles Michael...

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@alandavies1 Well done Alan. You are a legend. Don't suppose you happen to know the longest animal on Earth?

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@MichaelMillman I'm also an inspiration Michael. Ppl say it all the time. I was the inspiration for The Pianist (2002)

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@lukekingham hello

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@porksmith Keep your chin up Matt Berry!

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@Jemaine_Clement Just watched 4th ep of the new series. The Murray/Greg joke was hilarious. How do you guys do it?

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@wamurray Are you Bill Murray from hits such as Ghost Busters + Wild Things? Not many remember you were in Wild Things, but I do.

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I'm sick of Golden Balls. Nobody knows the rules, its ridiculously complicated. And when the f*** is Jasper Carrot going to tell a joke?

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@Jeremy_Clarkson Were you as delighted as I when Jaguar switched to diesel?

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@DAVID_LYNCH Yet to feel this cool breeze. Big fan by the way. Mulholland Dr was ACES. But my friend Chris was disappointed by Inland Empire