Francesca Bateman

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

Just read a headline that said Italy’s parmigiano reggiano industry as at risk because they can’t keep the cheese warehouses cool enough due to rising temperatures and it’s just like on top of everything else yOU MEAN TO TELL ME IM GOING TO LOSE THE SIMPLE JOY OF PARMESEAN CHEESE JUST BECAUSE YALL WOULDNT STOP MAKING THOSE UGLY ASS AI FLYERS

[🦉Hootz🐍 🇵🇸 @YngviCom]

the female body for some reason has tons of mechanisms to gain weight unrelated to consumption, the male body on the other hand has virtually none, meaning if you're fat as a man its entirely your own fault you hungry hungry hippo

[mila 🍰 @lastgrlon_earth]

why does my stomach have the nerve to growl when the fat is literally right there for it to eat

[jasmin. @jasbarre]

there is a crush recession... there is nobody to fancy...

[Maira @maira4yo]

Everyone talks about male loneliness epidemic but no one talks about the hot, successful and smart girl who can’t find suitable partner cus dating in this day and age is equivalent to an involuntary check in at the mental hospital.

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

Something that is 100% real but would sound fake if you told a Zoomer is that in the 1990s, for long plane rides, the flight attendants would hold up two VHS tapes at the front of the plane and people had to clap the loudest for whichever one the whole plane was going to watch

[໊ @meishato]

As a childless adult it is my duty to embrace hobbies and pastimes that my peers cannot, as they have sacrificed their free time to maintain the population. I must vibe and chill, and do fun things, in their honour

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Me when I'm bored 😂😂

[Saint Louis Zoo @stlzoo]

Penguin bubble party? Yes please! 🫧🐧

One-year-old rockhopper penguin Bumi had a blast with bubble enrichment! Keepers set up a bubble machine for the indoor habitat at Penguin & Puffin Coast for a fun bubble party.

[Onye Nkuzi @cchukudebelu]

This is funny.

[💖 @twaniimals]

iPhone 17

[Dan, Accomplished Artificer @SweetestRads]

I have no idea who this character is but animating it's emotional breakdown is a diabolical way to guilt the producers

I support it

[Francesca Bateman @CescaBateman1]

I feel extremely attacked

[Baba @BabaDClint]

This is just too silly 😭🤣

[kayla🫆 @trulykaykay]

https://t.co/1EuKHUyncu

[kayla🫆 @trulykaykay]

you can visit St. Jude’s Hospital website to send a free Valentine to a child. think about how much that would mean to them 🥹🥹🥹🥹👇🏽

[KNICKS IN 5💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ @cagiago_]

Mf that’s Erling Haaland 😭