Eric Chesterton

Formerly of @Cut4 and @MLB. Currently slinging shoes at @runpacers. Philly sports, running, pessimism. Mastodon: @[email protected]

[Eric Chesterton @CF_Larue]

To Kill A Mockingbird—Phillies

[Eric Chesterton @CF_Larue]

@not_Sarah_Green I’ve been wearing the Hoka One. Do you have that?

[Eric Chesterton @CF_Larue]

Hi @wmataGM, my daughter and I would appreciate it if your bus driver didn’t honk at us and intimidate us off the road while using the 14th St. NW bus/bike lane south of Irving.

[Eric Chesterton @CF_Larue]

.@DCDPR why do your employees continue to drive across and park on the sidewalk where tons of kids are at a public pool? It’s been happening all summer. Whoever is doing this should probably be moved to a non-driving job. @Janeese4DC @311DCgov

[Eric Chesterton @CF_Larue]

Attacking her for going to school on a school bus — I.e. wasn’t chauffeured to a fancy prep school every day — should really play with middle America.

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

NRSC memo on Kamala Harris includes "weird" section.

[Eric Chesterton @CF_Larue]

AARP?

[Sara Cook @saraecook]

NEW: Biden Campaign Chair Jen O'Malley Dillon says President Biden will get an endorsement later today from a "significant national organization."

[Eric Chesterton @CF_Larue]

Cody Parkey could never.

[Barry Butler Photography @barrybutler9]

Tonight's Moon Thru The Uprights over Chicago. #weather #ilwx #chicago #news

[Vermont Green FC @VermontGreenFC]

📍Ocean City, NJ

We’ve arrived at our beach town playoff destination, taking in the sights and having a light training session just a stones throw from the ocean. The boys are ready.

Tomorrow, we go again.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

people who come out emphatically to support city infrastructure being built around cars baffle me. you like being in the car for thirty minutes to travel half a mile? you’re in favor of this shit?

[Eric Chesterton @CF_Larue]

They love to brag about all the 311 requests they handle, but each 311 request represents a failure of a city service to do its job on its own.

[DC311 @311DCgov]

Last week, DC 311 handled 16,012 calls for service for District residents. These were our top 5️⃣ service requests ⤵️

[Eric Chesterton @CF_Larue]

The only way to access this area is over sidewalks, so it is obviously not an actual parking space. Driving across the sidewalk is a danger to kids trying to use the pool and the park on the same block.

[Eric Chesterton @CF_Larue]

.@DCDPR can you please inform your staff at the Upshur Pool that it is not acceptable — in fact, it’s illegal — to drive across sidewalks to access this patch of concrete they’ve hallucinated as a parking spot? There are cars here most days.

[Anthony Castrovince @castrovince]

We all had fun ragging on that Anthem, but this is a really brave thing to admit in such a public way. Glad she is getting the help she needs and wishing her the best. (And bonus points for not saying “the MLB”!)

[Eric Chesterton @CF_Larue]

“But who will think of the coleslaw prices!?”

[David Ramos @imagineterrain]

OH NO, don’t turn Columbia Road into 17th Street.

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

She died doing what she loved. Walking into the road while saying "Pedestrians have right of way"

[Eric Chesterton @CF_Larue]

“He clarified”

[Ed O'Keefe @edokeefe]

"Ladies and gentlemen, President Putin," @POTUS Biden said as he introduced President Zelenskyy.

Realizing his mistake, he clarified:
"No, we're going to beat Putin."

[Eric Chesterton @CF_Larue]

Let’s hold off on the Dolly Parton comps until she displays any discernible musical talent, opens an amusement park, and oversees multiple gigantic philanthropic endeavors.

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Rolling Stone Had Breakfast With Hawk Tuah Girl, the National Hero We Need

She went viral for a sex joke, but Haliey Welch is much more — a charming Gen Z Dolly Parton who's rightfully becoming America's Sweetheart.

Interview: https://t.co/gosLvqxzB1

[Petworth News @petworthdcnews]

On July 8th, @DDOTDC held a private, unpublicized meeting with a group of people about the proposed safety changes coming to #GrantCircle.

You weren’t invited & didn’t even know about it. Other groups were denied similar meetings. What was discussed?

https://t.co/Cq58ONupzy

[Eric Chesterton @CF_Larue]

Gotta find a way to get Keve Aluma in that opening night starting lineup. Thinking Maxey, Gordon, George, Aluma, Embiid.

[Eric Chesterton @CF_Larue]

Clearly someone not familiar with the Philadelphia Phillies.