CrossFitSolidOrange

CrossFit box in Antioch TN. Posted WODs daily!

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Ham and eggs—a day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig. @ CrossFit Solid Orange https://t.co/zBDFrEOaF5

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Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon. @ CrossFit Solid Orange https://t.co/HcE4LoAaOn

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If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. @ CrossFit Solid Orange https://t.co/ZtACMx1zqs

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I'm jealous of my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as them. @ CrossFit Solid Orange https://t.co/cEYOBEAK6q

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"I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!" @ CrossFit Solid Orange https://t.co/OLReUWBETM

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"Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize." @ CrossFit Solid Orange https://t.co/RYOUHZ10UN

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"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field." @ CrossFit Solid Orange https://t.co/WvQZZKMnDu

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"I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy." @ CrossFit Solid Orange https://t.co/AtEKeBAr9N

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"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!" @ CrossFit Solid Orange https://t.co/HJbzGaDoHK

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"I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doing it for kicks!" @ CrossFit Solid Orange https://t.co/jAL6Sctdct

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High Hang Power Cleans @ CrossFit Solid Orange https://t.co/dllegj6Mwc

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"Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb." @ CrossFit Solid Orange https://t.co/vwgr75HEIr

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"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired." https://t.co/fJOx5IUgeA

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"I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it." @ CrossFit Solid Orange https://t.co/qth8fy6dEY

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"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!" @ CrossFit Solid Orange https://t.co/itdGA0KgZo

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"I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off." @ CrossFit Solid Orange https://t.co/5j8UCTnsla

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"Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable." @ CrossFit Solid Orange https://t.co/yPljXmUfUq

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"When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent." @ CrossFit Solid Orange https://t.co/XqdSmr6p68

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"I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something." @ CrossFit Solid Orange https://t.co/ZAWhSEgV91

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"Dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut!" @ CrossFit Solid Orange https://t.co/PPaCAlWinA