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[Greg Peterson @GUnit_81]

The funny part is: she did hear my game breakdowns. Here’s the not safe for air version of my horrible date from last week:

I booked a reservation for Barry’s at 8:00 and sent $200 for her to get her nails done. It’s a first date, I wanted to make it special.

She doesn’t text me her address to pick her up until after 8:00…..and it was the wrong address. Took me to probably the most rough looking apartment complex I’d seen in Vegas, and that’s saying something.

Hey actual address was 20 minutes away in a huge complex, and she didn’t know her building number, so it was another 30+ minutes on that goose chase.

She never got her nails done and was essentially expecting to go to a steakhouse in a tank top two sizes too small and spandex shorts. So I reverse course to go to Herbs & Rye.

We had a drink and everything was going fine…….until she essentially passes out at the table. She never told me she was on medication so mixing that with a drink leads to a disaster. After being almost unable to stand in the restaurant, I drive her home, and she sleeps in my care for about two and a half hours. I’m quite literally needing to check her pulse to see if I need to call the ER or not.

While she slept it off, I was listening back to my podcasts since we are now past midnight to make sure they uploaded, and got a jump start on the groundwork for evaluating the offseason moves of the America East…..need to get those conference preview podcasts rolling.

She finally wakes up, I make sure her relatives are at home, and on her way into her house, I felt something leak onto my shoes. Neither of us had a bottle of water in hand…..it was other fluids, I’ll leave it at that.

I was even kind enough to give three separate chances to reschedule for date two to give a second chance, flaked on all three.

So if you think you had a recent awful date, I hope this makes you feel better!

[Transfer Portal @TransferPortal]

BREAKING: Washington State transfer forward ND Okafor has signed with Mississippi State, @PeteNakos reports🐶

Okafor was previously committed to Ole Miss.

https://t.co/LWodGzSgps

[CFB Edge @CFBEdge]

@robpizzola @JoeyKnish22 @JeffreyBenson12 Rex is -10000

[CFB Edge @CFBEdge]

@grpwins unparalleled command of the semi-colon

[CFB Edge @CFBEdge]

@RossDellenger @YahooSports Must be a big table

[That Guy Rocked @ThatGuyRocked]

Gerry McNamara

That guy rocked.

[CFB Edge @CFBEdge]

He isn’t wrong

[Matteo 🇨🇴 @mchads_]

Isaiah Joe
Jared McCain
Paul George Max
Never traded Tobias Harris
George Hill
PJ Tucker
never made a needle-moving trade deadline move
Oubre
punted a season with prime Embiid for cap space
Didn't trade for Haliburton
Josh Harris whipping boy

What a legacy for you @dmorey

[CFB Edge @CFBEdge]

@JoshPateCFB So many people offended by Trump, but I am far more offended by Pate's refusal to Bic his head. That is the WOAT hairline.

[CFB Edge @CFBEdge]

@samstein Who’s toilet seat

[CFB Edge @CFBEdge]

@Ziggys_Duck One of my favorite scenes

[CFB Edge @CFBEdge]

@mckenzielaw You aren’t taking remedies into consideration. Even taking everything you said as true, why can’t it be compensated financially?

[CFB Edge @CFBEdge]

@mckenzielaw Re the TRO vs full hearing:

DM hasn’t announced for m Miami yet. If the TRO is granted, you essentially keep him out of the portal, meaning he can’t transfer for spring practice.

If you show you have a good shot at winning on the merits, then why wouldn’t a TRO make sense?

[CFB Edge @CFBEdge]

@ESPN_BillC Bill what’s the PGWE?

[CFB Edge @CFBEdge]

Special teams and penalties.

You win tight championship games on the margins.

[College Football Report @CFBReport]

Texas’ Projected Offense in 2026:

QB: Arch Manning
RB1: Hollywood Smothers* (#3 RB)
RB2: Raleek Brown* (#4 RB)
WR1: Cam Coleman* (#1 WR)
WR2: Ryan Wingo (5 ⭐️)
WR3: Emmett Mosley
TE: Michael Masunas* (#19 TE)
LT: Trevor Goosby (83.9 PFF)
LG: Dylan Sikorski* (#110 IOL)
C: Connor Robertson (5th Year)
RG: Brandon Baker (5 ⭐️)
RT: Melvin Siani* (#4 OT)

Arch Manning & Steve Sarkisian will have a LOADED offense to work with in what appears to be an ALL-IN offseason approach 🔥

(* - Portal)

[CFB Edge @CFBEdge]

Indiana rush yards under 141.5 (-114) @ FD

I make this one in the low 120s. ~35 carries @ 3.5 per.

Miami rush D gives up 86/gm. Shut down Lacy, J Love.

Indiana rush O vs PSU/iowa/oregon(1)/ohio st combined 143 for 450 (3.15).

Inflated line.

[David Pollack @davidpollack47]

The targeting call for Xavier Lucas needs to be reviewed today and overturned. Horse crap call that now his him sitting half the National Championship. Make it make sense please. Do the right thing.

[CFB Edge @CFBEdge]

@Stuckey2 Miami is red seats. Both teams will sell their allotment. I’d imagine the rest will be split evenly, maybe 60/40 IU.

[Collin Wilson @Collin1]

Referee Ron Snodgrass is going to want to exit out of the South Tunnel and completely avoid the Miami section

[CFB Edge @CFBEdge]

@trippcoleman Please just coach to win and not to not lose. And if we lose I can live with it.