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Had a bio and still do because Alonso couldn't keep up with it

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

We see things you'll never see.

[alex @CFC__Alex]

Wonder if they’d accept 40 quid instead

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Southampton reject West Ham United bid for Mateus Fernandes. #WHUFC offer worth up to £30 including add-ons rejected immediately without counter. #SaintsFC value 21yo attacking midfielder at £50/60m - no more talks unless clubs get closer @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/9AtC928P6n

[alex @CFC__Alex]

Steward Little

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Sadio Mané when his girlfriend finally passed her GCSEs

[alex @CFC__Alex]

Got to hope they serve something better than your chefs

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Your United squad for today's lunchtime kick-off! 🍽️⚽️

#MUFC || #WHUMUN

[alex @CFC__Alex]

Tweeting like he’s just come back from a 8 month injury to score a winner

[Conservatives @Conservatives]

He’s back 🔥

Congratulations @David_Cameron 👏

[alex @CFC__Alex]

@adamackoGTFC @tdb8833 @LeagueOfEurope @ET8_Kris

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[alex @CFC__Alex]

Everytime Reece James returns from an injury

[alex @CFC__Alex]

Barcelona when heading to Europa means another €10m of debt

[alex @CFC__Alex]

You’ve got to be a sick sick individual to be enjoying these jokes about her majesty’s passing

[alex @CFC__Alex]

Liz truss attending the funeral

[alex @CFC__Alex]

“As it seemed the witchcraft sustaining her majesty was running dry, it was Potters magic which ended Mitrovic’s firing form as Chelsea visited Fulham”

[alex @CFC__Alex]

Martinez getting home after dropping a 2/10 against Brighton

[alex @CFC__Alex]

Off for her deadline day medical

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Kenedy’s 4 fantasy owners feasting

[alex @CFC__Alex]

CHAMPIONS OF THE PREMIER LEAGUE 🏆🏆

[alex @CFC__Alex]

Kardashians weekly shopping list

[alex @CFC__Alex]

@NizaarKinsella It’s the same pitch for both teams Ty