Reuben

• Football Twitter • Itweet anything Chelsea FC • Civil Engineer •

[Reuben @CFCCatalyst]

Before you follow this account, there are few things you need to know:
- This is a Chelsea stan account.
- I'm an Arsenal hater first, then a Chelsea fan.
- I'd rather fail in life than see Arsenal succeed.
- Once I see "Chelsea" on your profile, I'll follow you.

[Reuben @CFCCatalyst]

There's no world where I'll exchange saliva with someone I don't like.

[wickedijebubabe💋💕 @notyourfavvv23]

Kissing someone you don’t like feels like you’re taking rat poison

[. @Thatsweetgirlie]

What are you doing with someone you don't like in the first place?

[Reuben @CFCCatalyst]

Real, most of them no really send your source of income.

[44 @NurseLekan]

Once babe find out say you no dey do fraud, her interest in you go first drop by 85%

[︎ ︎GómìnàOjóKan 🇳🇬 @tunnarmcniarr]

Someone said if you want to hide something from Arsenal, just keep it in the Champions League trophy 😭😭😭😭

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

I'm watching England's training session, why is nobody smiling?

I remember Steven Gerrard saying the reason their golden generation didn't achieve anything was because of the egos within the group, nobody were really friends.

They better light up the camp, that togetherness and happiness would do them a lot of good.

[Reuben @CFCCatalyst]

Obinrinnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.😭

[Aliyahhhh @Aliyahbolanle]

Remembered when he asked how many views I got when I posted him on my status, not knowing he was the only one who could see it 😭 so I had to ask ChatGPT to add viewers.

[Rola @kofoworola__a]

Serious clubs making serious moves but the one that finished 10th is waiting for their manager to resume July 1st before they can start doing business 🤣

[Reuben @CFCCatalyst]

@kofoworola__a And they're about to let their serious players leave. 😂

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

I'm going to be watching every world cup game, and I'm going to be writing my observations per game. That means I'll be writing a lot.

Few folks have reached out to me regarding pushing their brands during the world cup period, and I'm quite excited about it.

[Reuben @CFCCatalyst]

This picture is traumatising.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

If you know, you know.

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

I'm open to suggestions.

During the world cup, I was thinking of having a space of like 5-10 minutes after each game, for us to just discuss our observations, and all.

...but the timing is crazy, some people don't stay alone, and I cannot imagine people talking at 3am in the morning on a space lol.

Aside giving obs after each game, what other fun things would you guys suggest?

[Reuben @CFCCatalyst]

How I think I sound whenever I sing while taking a bath VS what people actually hear.

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

Gosh I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

Gosh I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂

[Reuben @CFCCatalyst]

@Odunzz It's called inductive reasoning.

There are things you shouldn't overlook, traits you should take note of and patterns you should never fail to recognise. In these particular case.. as a man, there's no harm in viewing women from this lens.

[Reuben @CFCCatalyst]

And them they quick forgive themselves like it's nothing.

[Oku @oku_yungx]

Bruh!! Women get mind pass men ‼️

[kemboi @Cfc_Kemboi]

The 2050 UCL final 😂😂

[Reuben @CFCCatalyst]

Biggest manager you can imagine?? I can't even think of any. 😂

Pep is the only coach that can slot into this category, and there's no world or timeline where pep will be a Madrid manager.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Enrique Riquelme: “If I win the elections, I will bring to Real Madrid a superstar manager. The biggest manager you can imagine”.

“José Mourinho is not our manager. We will get the one all Real Madrid fans really want”.

[Reuben @CFCCatalyst]

@Odunzz There's a correlation between my tweet and the original tweet I quoted.

Like i said, this tweet isn't one of them.

[Reuben @CFCCatalyst]

Let me leave this here......

[Miriam Ogbonna @miriamogb]

I have said it before and I’m saying it again..

If you are poorer than me, you have no business asking me out o. Don’t even look my way at all.

I don’t want you. I’m not interested. 🙏

[Reuben @CFCCatalyst]

@Odunzz No, I know where and when to use those words. This tweet isn't one of them.

[Reuben @CFCCatalyst]

Because say he be introvert, i no blame una. Na see finish dey cause these things.

[Mal @UtdMaI]

David Ornstein has built more credibility and legacy in football journalism than Fabrizio Romano, and it’s not even close.

Romano is brilliant for speed and updates, but Ornstein is the one clubs, executives and journalists trust when it comes to accuracy and breaking the biggest stories.

When Ornstein speaks, people treat it as confirmation. When Romano speaks, people often wait for Ornstein to confirm it.