Mr. Deadpan

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING: SOMEONE WITH NO FOLLOWERS COULDN'T HAVE COME UP WITH THAT

ALL TWEETS ARE ORIGINAL

(Chelsea and Formula 1 enthusiast)

[Mr. Deadpan @CfcDeadpan]

Mick Schumacher saving his father’s record by crashing into Latifi is a script on Formula 1 can write. Unbelievable!!! 🎉🍾
#AbuDhabiGP #F1

[Mr. Deadpan @CfcDeadpan]

Why take all this effort in creating ‘hidden’ doors if you’re just going to make a video exposing all of them?

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Content creator Justin Flom shows off his insane house with hidden doors

[Mr. Deadpan @CfcDeadpan]

Was going through my bookmarks today. I knew it was going to come in handy at some point 🤣

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Set-piece masterminds ♟️🧠

The Reds have now scored 40 times from set-pieces in the @premierleague since the start of last season - the best tally of any team in the division ✨

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@lawrence_bury Imagine making a career out of slating footballers from your bedroom, then clutching pearls because Tom Brady- a sporting legend and owner of the team- dared to say something about Rooney of all people. The self-awareness is on holiday 🤣

[Mr. Deadpan @CfcDeadpan]

Imagine making a career out of slating footballers from your bedroom, then clutching pearls because Tom Brady- a sporting legend and owner of the team- dared to say something about Rooney of all people. The self-awareness is on holiday 🤣

[Buvey @lawrence_bury]

Modern football is Wayne Rooney having to justify himself to Tom Brady.

[Mr. Deadpan @CfcDeadpan]

@DrSanjivGoenka @LucknowIPL

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@Unspoken_Echoes 042

[Mr. Deadpan @CfcDeadpan]

@NateSilver538 In simple terms: Nate is too arrogant to admit that he was losing the debate so changed the topic from arguing about the merits of holding an early virtual roll call to arguing about the merits of engaging a blogger (himself).

A Textbook Example of arguing in bad faith 👎

[Mr. Deadpan @CfcDeadpan]

@CFCMod_ How else can we watch football? 😒

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@Rohitinblood @mufaddal_vohra The Olympics has 'group games' as well 😒

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Mr. Deadpan @CfcDeadpan]

Skip Bayless' trash can has a better defense than the Cowboys 🤣
#NFLPlayoffs #GBvsDAL

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Ronaldo is so over it 🤣

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@elonmusk Or maybe the Community Note is correct and you turned the ‘inclusivity’ setting ON manually for the 2nd photo just so that you get content for a click bait post. Having a separate photo of inclusivity being turned off doesn’t mean it wasn’t On for the 2nd photo 🤷‍♂️

[Mr. Deadpan @CfcDeadpan]

Cory after getting a 3 on Taran���s #BB25 stock watch:

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@ZacksJerryRig I think it’s because people wanted to see an ‘electric’ wheelchair

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@TheAthleticFC @PJBuckingham How can Man City be the only team that runs Chelsea close for player sales when Liverpool has generated more through player sales than city according to your own graphic? 😕

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@FabrizioRomano How is Pau Torres part of the Bayern-PSG domino?

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Todd Boehly really forced UEFA to change contract rules after exploiting the loophole for FFP purposes and is now exploiting Clearlake's partnership with the Saudis to circumvent FFP and owners' test rules. The man can find a loophole in a blank sheet of paper 🤣
#Chelsea #cfc

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@MattooShashank This caricature of ‘western leader’ Biden that compares him to the murderous and abusive drug addict Joe Exotic is way more disrespectful than the tiger. Also, I feel the economist just has a weird fetish for using symbolic animals for their covers. Interesting thread nonetheless

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HODOR protects West Ham fans from the wrath of the AZ Alkmaar zombies 👊
#UECL