Mike

[Mike @CfcDoof]

@Iewdawg wheyyyyyy

[Ryan @ryanmalin_]

Braziladelphia 🇧🇷

📷: pelproductions via insta

[Mike @CfcDoof]

Ahead of the curve

[Mike @CfcDoof]

Nestory Irankunda what an absolute thunderbolt to win it in extra time. 16 years old. Remember the name.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️

[Mike @CfcDoof]

@Tgarratt10 he has no brain

[Mike @CfcDoof]

they’ve reeled me right back in

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

Xabi Alonso is expected to be announced on Sunday and will begin his new role on July 1.

He will carry the title of 'manager' not head coach. This is a recognition of his experience and track record, including winning the Bundesliga with Leverkusen.

Alonso was a carefully considered choice by Chelsea's leadership with his coaching quality, trophy pedigree, character, emotional intelligence and leadership all noted during the process.

Alonso is viewed as calm, tactical and capable of building a high-performance culture at a key time for the club.

Chelsea feel their project is heading into a new phase from this summer.

There is an acknowledgement within Chelsea they had to get this appointment right as well as that mistakes have been made this season. Lessons have been learned.

The objective remains getting the club back to competing for the biggest honours, and back in the #UCL.

Alonso will work extremely closely with the sporting directors and owners including in recruitment and squad planning.

Understand Alonso believes the squad is already talented but there are areas to improve this summer.

Chelsea will seek multiple starters this window, including a new centre-back, and will consider signing Premier League ready players.🇪🇸

[Ollie Glanvill 🏆x6 @OllieGlanvill]

Hadn’t even realised Moi got booked for the same “great defending” as Khusanov 😂 (via @cfcyusxf) https://t.co/j3Cqxv6E8U

[Mike @CfcDoof]

My club is run by zionists

[Daniel Finkelstein @Dannythefink]

@miffythegamer The drones do not target children. But obviously they do kill children. If you think Israel targets children then you misunderstand what is happening and you need to review what you think. Of course children are dying, but Israel is targeting Hamas.

[Mike @CfcDoof]

Tchouameni vs Valverde get Dana White on the phone

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 BREAKING: FULL DETAILS OF THE VALVERDE VS TCHOUAMENI STORY:

- Yesterday, in training, Tchouaméni gave a hard tackle to Fede, which Fede did NOT like AT ALL. Tchouaméni insisted he didn't do it on purpose, but Fede did NOT accept his apology. Fede then kept trying to RETALIATE and tackling Tchouaméni very hard.
- After training, the two players had a VERBAL fight, it was not physical.
- Today, at the start of training, Fede REFUSED to shake Tchouaméni's hand. Then, as soon as training started, Fede tackled Tchouaméni VERY HARD, even lifting him off the floor.
- Alvaro Arbeloa tried to solve the situation by putting them ON THE SAME TEAM.
- This did NOT WORK, and they kept fighting.
- After training, in the dressing room, they started PHYSICALLY fighting, with other players trying to physically separate them.
- Fede Valeverde then fell to the floor, head split open, unconscious.
- He was taken to the hospital, with Arbeloa at his side.
- Real Madrid have decided to PUNISH BOTH of them.

@RMCSport

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

That imperious Chelsea first half against Paris St-Germain in the Club World Cup final was 10 months ago. Feels like 10 years. #BAYPSG

[Mike @CfcDoof]

first player to level him will be remembered fondly

[Jonty @CarefreeJonty]

Yeah that’s allowed apparently

[Mike @CfcDoof]

@NotPaneen @amsthekinglix “proper hoops” meanwhile Brunson flops 10x worse than Embiid and SGA

[Mike @CfcDoof]

@usakamadiq @Silver4NEM @CalebGoldstein4 @KnicksMuse get a room guys

[StatMuse FC @statmusefc]

There is only one player this PL season with:

15+ goals
0 pens

That player is João Pedro.

[Mike @CfcDoof]

@sunowi_ 1 in every 5,000 people liked the post. Well done.

[Mike @CfcDoof]

wow

[𝐑𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐉𝐧𝐫 🦋 @richardsonjnr7]

Next 3-4 years blackstars, inshallah

[Ryan @chelseaeditzx]

I promise you whoever replaces him will not contribute nearly half as much and will not be anywhere near as clutch as this man, be careful what you wish for.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

It’s always been Chelsea for Reece. 💙

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: João Pedro has produced more G/A (22) than the following strikers this season, all competitions:

• Gyökeres
• Lewandowski
• Šeško
• Igor Thiago
• Alexander Isak
• Watkins
• Højlund
• Vlahović
• Guirassy
• Sørloth
• Thuram
• Kolo Muani

[Steven @StevenMcinerney]

"goes down brilliantly, it’s so well executed"

🤪🔫