Craig Federspiel

The least interesting man in the world. If u take yourself too seriously I probably don't like u. I'm not the Craig from the movie Friday.

[Craig Federspiel @CFedLV]

@ScottHanson Any thoughts on replaying the International games that come on at 630am PT in the 10am PT slot on #NFLRedZone ?

630am is kinda early for us in Vegas. 🥱 🥱🥱

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Lady had a sign in the stands on #MNF that said Travis Kelce @tkelce is my hall pass. 😂😂

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Remember when SMU got the death penalty back in the day. It was a different time. https://t.co/xejP3RYOie

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@jcmfanclub @JohnCMcGinley Writing a John Dorian origin story screenplay.

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The camera adds 10 lbs.
-Monica
How many cameras were ON you?
-Chandler

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Saw a guy wearing this shirt at work yesterday. So pure.

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Slept for 10 hours last night. Got up, ate breakfast, folded laundry, then I had to take a nap to recover.

I’m related news I tested positive for Covid yesterday.

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Not sure how this one made the cut.

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Lucky 🍀 shirt Round 2. Let’s fuckin go boys!

GO HEELS! Beat Kansas!

[Craig Federspiel @CFedLV]

Things that live up to the hype:
-Tiger
-Lebron
-NFL Playoffs
-NHL Playoffs
-@UNC_Basketball vs @DukeMBB games.

#MarchMadness

What a game.

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Stoked to witness this epic game. Let’s fuckin go boys!

GO HEELS! BEAT dook!

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Carolina vs dook in the Final Four please. Y’all can root for some rando Cinderella next year. Don’t worry, there’ll be one.

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Go time! I’ll take a 6-5 win. @GoldenKnights

[Craig Federspiel @CFedLV]

Getting my taxes done the other day and my tax lady asks what my occupation is. I say Poker Floor Supervisor.

She types in P-O-L-K-A Floor Supervisor. Then when I correct her she proceeded to tell me how much she likes video poker. 😏.

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Me in 2033 cleaning out my junk drawer: “Wtf are these?”

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Bold prediction: we win 3-2. #COLvsVGK

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Heading to @TMobileArena shortly to see @jackeichel record his first point(s) as a Vegas Golden Knight. #GoKnightsGo @GoldenKnights

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Dude for SF runs it straight up the gut for 12 yards and a first down. Tackled by the DB. DB gets up and gives him the Dikembe Mutumbo finger wag.

That’s not how the finger wag works!

#DALvsSF #NFL

[Craig Federspiel @CFedLV]

@Pkrboss1 I wonder what it’s like having Sundays off. 😏.
Good luck to the Boys today.