Alluka

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[Alluka @CFirefountain]

I tried my best to keep in line w/ these spell rules, w/ a few exceptions for rlly bad forms kek

HoT: 150 | 125 | 100 (Life)
HoT: 125 | 100 | 75 (Other)

I was so on the fence of making the HPP be 200 | 150 | 125 for Life and 150 | 125 | 100 for the rest

[Alluka @CFirefountain]

Elf Changes! #Beastmoon #Wizard101

[GENE/جین @jonghopilled]

Hi everyone, i’m asking for help for my cat Eddy.

I live in Iran where inflation and war have made veterinary care very hard to afford. Eddy has kidney disease and a history of seizures. One of his kidneys has already failed, and the other is now beginning to fail 🧵1/3

[Alluka @CFirefountain]

The reconnect button is A+, the idle button being needed to afk spin is meh, everyone made it sound like auto-run was completely taken away but you just ctrl+r like Pirate so honestly i feel like their resources were put into things that weren’t rlly a problem

[jenny jenjen @jennifrre]

baby g why @Wizard101

[わたあめ @wataame4907]

七色の未来へ(再掲)
#虫の日 #虫ポケモンの日

[CLECCIO @CLECCIO]

Ser pai gay de um adolescente hétero de 16 anos é tipo jogar no modo difícil do jogo da vida… mas com DLC de sarcasmo incluso 😂
As pessoas acham que vai ser super “moderno” e fácil. Spoiler: não é.

Primeiro desafio: quando ele trouxer uma menina em casa. Eu quero ser o pai descolado, mas fico ali pensando: “caramba, será que eu tenho que não ser muito gay ou muito tipo hétero protetor agora?”
Faço aquela cara de “tô de boa” enquanto por dentro calculo a probabilidade de virar avô aos 43 kkkk

Conversar sobre garotas com ele é hilário. Eu: “filho, tem que respeitar, blá blá blá…”
Ele: “tá bom pai” (olhando o celular)
Enquanto isso eu penso: “eu saí do armário mais velho que ele com a idade que tem hoje e ainda tô dando conselho de como conquistar mulher?” Ironia nível master.

Outro ponto: ele é hétero raiz. Gosta de música, teatro e System of a Down (o cara curte metal pesado pra caramba).
Eu tento acompanhar o gosto dele… mas às vezes quero colocar Lady Gaga ou Pabllo Vittar no talo só pra testar os limites da casa 😂

O maior desafio mesmo é mostrar que ser homem não tem uma única receita.
Quero que ele saiba que pode ser forte, sensível, protetor, chorar no filme e ainda ser um cara foda — independentemente da orientação sexual.
(Às vezes ele revira os olhos pra muita coisa, mas eu sei que guarda)

No fim, ser pai é isso: navegar no caos com amor, paciência e muito humor.
Ser gay só adiciona camadas extra de sarcasmo e criatividade no manual que ninguém nos deu.
E vocês, pais e mães de adolescentes? Qual o maior desafio de vocês atualmente? Me contem aqui 👇

#PaiGay #PaternidadeReal #AdolescenteEmCasa

[Alluka @CFirefountain]

Or why water at all? The sun is right there. . .

[Mr Melancholy @chakravartiiin]

Question why can't these data centers use waste water? Why do they need clean water only?

[Trassel ❀トラセル 🇫🇮 @trasselvardias]

The true gay agenda

[Alluka @CFirefountain]

The unspoken family politics in a hispanic household

[Quests Abroad @QuestsAbroad]

I once used "no me importa" at my suegra's house and noticed a few raised eyebrows and surprised looks across the room. I did not understand why until later.

I had said it casually, the way you say "I don't mind, you pick." It is what I would have said in English without thinking. In Mexican Spanish, though, the phrase lands closer to "I couldn't care less." Dismissive, with a little edge.

What I should have said was "me da igual," which means "it's all the same to me" in the warm, flexible way I actually meant.

This is the part of learning a language that no textbook prepares you for. The words translate, but cultural impact does not.

[Alluka @CFirefountain]

Like obviously as a parent you cant control every single thing but there are still steps that you COULDVE done but didnt WANT to and also you couldve talked & reached an understanding with your child about Internet etiquette and the risks that comes with using it

[Alluka @CFirefountain]

This will become a slippery slope into not just censorship, but fully government controlled propaganda flooding the internet mark my words.

[Governor JB Pritzker @GovPritzker]

I am proud the General Assembly passed the Children’s Online Social Media Safety Act, marking a milestone in our efforts to improve kids’ safety and privacy online, mitigate the harmful effects of social media on mental and physical health, and prevent financial scamming.

[morcego papa twink @namoradoveneno]

pov: você pergunta pra uma pessoa gay qual o pokémon favorito dela:

[Universal arts & Wallpapers @Universal4karts]

Dante if only you knew, one day you'll be worshipped as the father of fanfiction 🙏

[Pokémon Daily Post💫 @PokeDailyPost]

"it's just a game bro..."

[Wizard101 @Wizard101]

Stay magical! 🦄

Now through Sunday, May 31st, you can get the Dream Filly Mount in the PC and Console Crown Shop. Don’t miss out on this dreamy unicorn! #Wizard101

[Dream World Revival Project @PDWRevival]

While we're at it. If any of you would like to get involved with the project, please consider joining the Project Pokémon Discord Server by scanning the QR code in the bottom left!

We are always looking for additional help

[CrustedBread l Dunkaerion era @BreadCrusted]

“Cousin.” #ASOIAF #AKOTSK

[Alluka @CFirefountain]

@so_phy__ Swallow if he ur man. . . Spit them kids out if its just a hookup 😭😭

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

kinda yeah

[Alluka @CFirefountain]

Something about ‘Illyrian’ Steel and a glass throne definitely sound familiar but I cant put my finger on it 🤔🤔🤔🤨 #asoif

[gigi @ptriiichor]

the way my stomach droppedjfjfjkg