Joe Milton QB1

Head Coach/GM of the Dallas Cowboys in the CFM league NCL (parody account for Madden if it wasn’t obvious)

[Joe Milton QB1 @cfmRiff]

Since he was drafted, Josh Allen has more playoff losses than 31 other teams have in that same span. 🤯

[Joe Milton QB1 @cfmRiff]

🚨ACCOUNT HAS BEEN REACTIVATED🚨
Cowboys-83
Cardinals-37

You see this score and wonder what the hell happened. You see the offensive stats and really wonder. Milton 11/25 4 TD, Blue 10 rushes 160 yards 5 total TD. Defense ruled this game. 8 turnovers, 3 defensive TD. We’re back.

[Joe Milton QB1 @cfmRiff]

GET EM OUTTA THE NFCE

[Isaac @NCL_Eagles]

#Sources within the @SeahawksNCL organization are saying that talks have simmered on leading receiver @1kalwaysopen_

The @packers have emerged as the leading candidates to land the #star

[Joe Milton QB1 @cfmRiff]

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨

The #DallasCowboys have traded #MicahParsons to the #NewEnglandPatriots for a HAUL!

Cowboys send:
Micah Parsons

Cowboys receive:
2026 First Round Pick
2027 First Round Pick
2028 First Round Pick
Rookie Free Safety Craig Woodson

New Era in Dallas! #WeDemBoyz

[Joe Milton QB1 @cfmRiff]

BREAKING:

Dallas has recently inked a 5 year deal with newly appointed Head Coach and General Manager GabeyRiff.

Press conference to follow shortly…