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Rubbish but enthusiastic chairman. Neutral. Some posts may be inaccurate. Parody.

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🚨 Thomas Tuchel WILL NOT replace Jordan Henderson in England’s World Cup squad, after the player injured himself jumping over an advertising hoarding.

Tuchel believes the injury won’t prevent Henderson from carrying out his key role as team cheerleader and water bottler handler outer.

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🚨: Steve Parish has issued a “hands off” warning to Notts Forest, after Oliver Glasner eyed-up #CPFC’s prime assets.

Parish said that if #NFFC offered money he couldn’t refuse for Justin Devenny, Brennan Johnson and Matheus Franca, then Mr Marinakis really would have “gotten one over” on him and made him look a “right tit”.

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🏆 Oliver Glasner picked up the League Managers Association’s “Greediest Manager Award” at a ceremony in London last night.

Glasner won the accolade after joining relegation scrappers Notts Forest purely for the money.

The Austrian remarked that it was the best feeling he’s had since he rinsed Mr Marinakis on a three year deal #cpfc #nffc

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I can CONFIRM that today I have REJECTED an offer from Mr Marinakis to join Notts Forest twitter as their main account.

Despite the sums Mr Marinakis was willing to offer, I have higher moral standards than Oliver Glasner.

Mr Marinakis is seething with jealously at #CPFC and wants every element of #NFFC to be just like them. He is embarrassed by Notts Forest’s “cringe” and “tin pot” content.

I would like to thank the fat c*nt for his generous offer and politely decline.

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@TJOkeeffe1 He has knocked it off Glasner’s expenses as he was missing a receipt for a coffee in Leipzig.

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EXC 🚨: Steve Parish SACKED Oliver Glasner by email, at 11.58pm on 30 June.

The move was made just two minutes before the end of Glasner’s #CPFC contract, allowing Parish to enjoy the satisfaction of dismissing the Austrian, whilst only having to pay £2.50 compensation.

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🚨 Oliver Glasner is set to announce his semi-retirement, moving from European Champions Crystal Palace to relegation battlers Notts Forest.

Glasner was recently SACKED by England’s most successful club #CPFC, where he achieved their lowest Premier League finish in 13 years and got thrashed by Macclesfield FC.

“I’m finally at a club that will sack me when I throw my toys out of the pram during a bad run, and I can walk away with a juicy payoff.” #nffc

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Will you boo when Oliver Glasner returns to Selhurst with Notts Forest?

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Update: Fuck You.

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My. Fucking. Guy.

The greatest to ever do it.

Thank you for everything.

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Notts Forest thinking they’ve played a blinder appointing a European trophy winning manager #nffc #cpfc

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@SarcasticForest So far have been totally neutral

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Oliver Glasner may have forced me to start a Notts Forest hate account.

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Hooters now has the second biggest pair of tits in Nottingham

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@MattOfTheSouth @Johncpfc68 That kind of run. Or this kind of run?

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EXC 🚨: In his first interview as Notts Forest manager Oliver Glasner has spoken of “awakening a sleeping giant”.

Or at least “stirring a fat c*nt”.

#nffc #cpfc

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Steve Parish seeing Oliver Glasner unveiled at The City Ground

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@SwissRamble Such a disappointment to see Notts Forest cheating again. A once great club reduced to this. Shameless #nffc