Greg “Hot Buckets” Martini

Brunette Enjoyer and Joel Embiid Enthusiast

[Allen Ivermectin @FanSince09]

Welcome to Philly, @LabaronPhilon. Real quick, do you ride motorcycles? Do you have a sesame seed allergy? Have you ever played basketball and thought “I’d rather be a professional fisherman?” Let us know thanks!

[Greg “Hot Buckets” Martini @CFOofComedy]

@gamatoe @RealMattCarey Yet they haven’t gotten anyone the past decade besides Jimmy

[Scott @scottiesniffen]

Me seeing the timeline cash Messi, Mbappe, Haaland 2 goals again

[Greg “Hot Buckets” Martini @CFOofComedy]

@xtuesx @NikoTheLab @PositiviveFeed_ @RealSkipBayless Neither is Gretsky

[wakeup @F1LTHYwakeup]

Working on my turn around jump shot

[anvita @vitamaybe]

in your 20s, there will be people partying till 5am and running at 6am. it's important that you do both

[LUCKI! @NEPTUNEFLAWLES]

Being broke should scare you more than being single

[Greg “Hot Buckets” Martini @CFOofComedy]

@BlackFenelon @FeelLikeDrew 😂😂

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Never met a billionaire who got rich by spending time with "his children" on Father's Day

Time to lock in this weekend while everyone else is relaxing

[. @playboicurrryy]

i know im not trippin bruh

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

On my way to The Arena. We’re talking LeBron’s Lakers/Cavs/Warriors future today 2:30/4:30E. But in this jersey, do not count on me the last 5 minutes of the show.

[mister employed @Forever_Wario]

I’ve been trying to bulk for the first time ever, and it really makes me appreciate how astounding it is that Luka got fat as a 6’8” professional athlete

[John Fadule @fadule_]

If you’re an able-bodied male with a halfway decent attitude you can be 99th percentile successful by:

-going hard in the gym
-putting 25% more effort in at work and getting promoted

You live in a world where:

-gyms exist
-Coke Zero exists
-hot girls outnumber even moderately put-together dudes 2000 to 1
-every food item in the world has been hunted and gathered for you (grocery stores)
-your “competition” is addicted to OnlyFans and loses $5000 a month gambling on their dad’s credit card

There are people who live in wheelchairs. There are kids born with disabilities. No Prom, no Bench Press, no sleepovers with their best friends staying up til 2AM watching The Dark Knight.

And you’re not SMASHING the gym like a GRATEFUL SAVAGE!? Eating healthy 90% of the time, calling your friends for no reason, CRUSHING IT in your career ASKING for a raise, asking out your crush making her your girlfriend then your wife!?

You’re spinning on a sphere in an infinite universe and the fact you’re alive is a 1 in 500 trillion miracle - you’re so lucky it’s absurd and you have nothing to lose :)

[Greg “Hot Buckets” Martini @CFOofComedy]

@galleongroupie @HammondCheddar People will really hate on anything

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

imagine looking back one day and realizing you were brave enough to chase the life you truly wanted and it worked

[Joe Pezz🇵🇷🦅 @joepezz_]

Average Jalen Hurts hater starter pack

[Path of Men @PathOfMen_]

There's so much power in believing things will work out, even when you don't know how or when.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Today, my wife & I joined Donald Trump’s hit list. He has directed his Department of Justice to investigate us. They have not found a crime - they are simply trying to find one.

He isn't coming after me because of mean tweets, but because I am considering running for President.

He hates that I consistently call him out. He is simply the most corrupt President in American history.

We have nothing to hide. 

Mr. President, come after me. I am not going anywhere. 

The country is watching.

[R(R) @real1800splurge]

somewhere in your 20s or 30s you’ll get the opportunity to rebuild your life after a negative loop. its very important that you see that journey through

[Greg “Hot Buckets” Martini @CFOofComedy]

@the_bondvillain Good line