Clifton Garrett Jr

[Clifton Garrett Jr @CG340]

You have to be willing to sacrifice, everything comes with a price...💯

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[dead outside @FRAME_MOGGER]

Equivalently sometimes your stranger drunken friend is smart and well spoken and turns out homeless

[ROYZ @royzkingin]

All of my motion is fully sponsored by God, that’s why i’ll ball forever.

[Koskoca Mazi @gozumdecanIandi]

Çocukluğumun en zor kısmı okul değil, bu görevdi.

[Anthony @omgitsbirdman]

am I too old to understand or is this not pretty fucking gay? https://t.co/goyT74tHgV

[scar @imfat]

remember when it starts to work, shut your f*cking mouth

[low yield lucy @picotop]

what the fuck is this @Topps

[Piano Purist🪓 @TheOGPurist_]

I respect a hoe who loves whole heartedly in every relationship

[𐌕 @fwtimini]

iPhone: I'm gonna update your software tonight while you sleep.

iPhone in the morning: I couldn't do it, bro. Just didn't feel right. The vibe was off.

[Nick @NFoltz21]

@FootballCravee Brandon All-YUK-Can-Eat

[BowTiedYukon @BowTiedYukon]

If you as a 21 year old man are not capable of snapping a 70 year old man in half you deserve the beat down

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

erika kirk would have parachuted in like a navy seal

[J R ❤️‍🔥 @ResilienceX3]

My grandpa escaping the nursing home after I switch his oxygen tank with Galaxy Gas

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

I wonder what the girls from 2 Girls 1 Cup are doing. Are they even still alive? Do they have husbands who are unaware of their past? So many questions.

[30 @hoodii30]

Who tf is on his security team?? Batman?

[ᴊ0ʜɴɴʏ @jt0hny]

this is a universal experience as a man when she is trying to yap during your favorite show

[Faithful Black Men Association @OfficialFBMA]

Interdimensional Cable

[spor @sporadica]

i cannot wait to calmly and accurately explain the “koolaid pineapple” phenomenon to a random person at a party this weekend, only to have them think i must be a super racist or something

[Rex Thundercock @rexthundercock]

If I own a rental property and someone starts squatting and I can't just remove them legally, I'm straight up killing them