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@NHLJets Snowpoint City sighting in 2026???

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@SuperStinks @6Leafs89 @brody_murdoch @MapleLeafs Lot of credit for admitting a fuckup. Super rare on the internet lol

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Friendly reminder that they teach Arabic numbers in public schools in the USA. Outrage accordingly.

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@MapleLeafs He’s far from my favourite player, but surgical complications aren’t something I’d wish on anybody. Hopefully it’s nothing especially severe.

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@UnderdogMLB I know we hate him, but, *ow*. I do hope he’s okay. That’s gotta hurt like hell

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@Steve_Dangle Is that the best defensive play Mo’s made all year?

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Anyone else getting really pissed with sports telling you “game start 7:30” and then taking 20 minutes of completely unrelated nonsense before even getting to the pregame

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@Steve_Dangle We’re allowed to just be happy about that game, right? Like no it wasn’t perfect, but damnit, we won 7-2 and nobody looked real bad. We’re allowed to just be happy, right?

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@stever14 @Metaphysicorp @OstideBonVivant @TicTacTOmar “Past 99”

I’ll grant you Steeves cause he’s December 10th 99

Aspirot is May 99

Sorry. Had to be that guy. All I know is the Leafs are gonna kill me eventually. Also yes I looked that up I can’t be fucked keeping birth dates in my head lmao

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@KPapetti Too late to get noticed but I still have a Lyle Overbay t-shirt that doesn’t fit anymore 😅

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@xTechHockey Morgan Rielly has the best season of his career so far, 75+ points at least

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@ImThatGReed @lukefoxjukebox Well, no. Or at least, unlikely. The highest scoring PAIR of brothers is the Gretzkys, but the highest scoring SET of brothers is the Sutters (and there were six of those guys).

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@usher933 @samutsakhonjeff @MapleLeafs I think everyone’s forgetting that. He’s essentially being made to play defense without most of the reason he’s a good defenseman (the physicality).

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@PredsNHL @mkeadmirals Have you had a “welcome to pro hockey” moment yet, or are you still waiting for that one?

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Time to find out the answer to the question, “Can you win a round 10-8 without hurting the other guy?” #UFC319

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Dear god I love flyweights #UFC319

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@Sportsnet No reason in particular, Colby Rasmus

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@MapleLeafs CLUTCH LEAFSMIN THANK YOU

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@FranklyG305 @MMAUNCENSORED1 Brock Lesnar had a collegiate wrestling record of 106-5, then after taking a few years off became a UFC heavyweight champion and for years tied the record for the most defenses. Mike lands an uppercut in the first 10 seconds as Brock moves in, or it’s Brock by whatever he wants.