Celeste Grunder

[DJ Fresh (Big Dawg) @DJFreshSA]

You can learn a lot about a person just by watching them.... through binoculars ... 24 hours a day.

[Celeste Grunder @CGrunder]

@GarethCliff I wish other people would think the same!!!

[Gareth Cliff @GarethCliff]

My response to a touching SMS from SARS:

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

That moment when you do something amazing and no one is around to see it.

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

Retweeting a tweet because you're secretly sending someone a message…

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Every person that makes a profile on Facebook adds about $47 to the entire value of the company!

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Despite the fact that the main ingredient of Tic Tacs is sugar, it is still marketed as having zero sugar.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

When the Titanic sank in 1912, there were also two dogs among the survivors of the ship-wreck!

[Joan Rivers @Joan_Rivers]

I love Ireland. It's so beautiful! Everywhere you look its green, green, green. It's like being flashed by fat Shrek.  

[Gareth Cliff @GarethCliff]

I'm disgusted that anyone would mix anything with tequila. Tequila is perfect on its own. You don't need to mix things with tequila.

[Celeste Grunder @CGrunder]

@LesleyAnneFord share

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

The designer of the iPhone bought a $17m mansion. Too bad the new house won't be compatible with furniture from the old one. #fallonmono

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I am so bored right now, I just yawned in the middle of a different yawn.

[Britney Spears 🌹🚀 @britneyspears]

How can you not cry when Mufasa dies?! ★ The Lion King — http://t.co/fMNBebNC

[Celeste Grunder @CGrunder]

@LesleyAnneFord. Was fun!!!!!

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

People who like their own Facebook comments. #20PetPeeves

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Why did the doughnut shop close? The owner got tired of the hole thing. #ClassicJokeMonday

[Celeste Grunder @CGrunder]

@PPhillipsAI11 can not wait until you release an album, amazing voice!!!!

[Celeste Grunder @CGrunder]

...uɐɔ ı ǝsnɐɔǝq

[Celeste Grunder @CGrunder]

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot!