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🎥 Prolific watcher of movies
🗓️ Aug. '26 - Spartan Trifecta - Red Deer
🗓️ Sept. '26 - 10k - Banff
🗓️ Oct. '26 - 50k Ultra - Canmore

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@Fan960Wills @NHLFlames @NHLFlamesPR

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@AlliAlliG Kagi Translate https://t.co/Qh6AA1VQ8O

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@EricFrancis @Fan960Wills Great interview. I could watch a three hour interview with that guy. So real, funny, and down to earth.

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@calgaryrants I volunteer my shenanigans.

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@calgaryrants @susansawesome Best one of that trilogy.

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@classik_e That's psychopath behaviour.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Mom and dad packing for that all inclusive trip to Puerto Vallarta, Mexico they paid for 3 months ago

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@calgaryrants I can both churn butter and figure out the latest pocket computer.

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Walking home. 2:45. Over/under on the time I get home.

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Big thanks to @calgaryrants for coming out with me tonight. Not a bonkers night, but awesome none the less.

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The night is falling off a cliff. Thanks @calgaryrants for an awesome night.

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Stop # 1. @AHLWranglers

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Stop trying to make the wave happen. It's stupid.

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Didn't have junk injections on my Olympic bingo card, but here we are.

[Agreeable Greg @AgreeableGreg]

Milan 2026 Winter Olympics already off to an incredible start.

World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA) ready to investigate any ski jumpers cheating by injecting hyaluronic acid in their pen1ses.

Why? Because the acid increases “genitalia at the point their suits are measured by 3D scanners…temporarily enhanced measurements would theoretically mean athletes being given a bigger, looser suit and, like a sail catching wind, could allow them to make longer jumps.”

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IMDB Worst Movies # 128
Cheesy 80s synth, elementary school choreography, motorcycle ninjas, and so much more. I found a contender to knock 'Ninja Thunderbolt' off its pedestal of worst movie.

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IMDB Top 100 Worst Movies # 53
Shaq should've stuck to basketball and car washes.

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IMDB Top 100 Worst Movies # 57
Bad graphics, terrible acting, and a Temu Captain America.

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

We need to make the Winter Olympics weird again: It’s time to bring back Ski Ballet

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The Micro Machines guy!

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

He holds the world record as the fastest speaker and can speak at 11 words a secod which is 660 words in a single minute 😳

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