Chema ♅

ЯΞFФЯMΞÐ ⛩️
Courage is knowing what not to fear.

[Chema ♅ @Ch3mg]

Judita chikitita

[Policía Nacional @policia]

Tus zapas y gorra #niggastyle, la camiseta molona... y la mochila a juego repleta para pasar ir con los colegas... ¡NO LA PIERDAS DE VISTA!

[𝑺𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒂𝒔𝒊𝒏 𝑵𝑴𝑲 🧉 @namekoisvnr]

Ma sœur m’a confié son fils trisomique pour l’après midi

[Thomas🦉 @TNuto2003]

Fair play mate what a comeback

[XOKAS @elxokas]

Quedan 10 días para acabar el split.
Voy a jugar 12 horas al día al lol y voy a intentar subir a Master en EU.
Apuesto 5000€ a que subo, y si pierdo los repartiré en directo con toda la gente que haga RT a este tweet.
Si eres de LATAM te pago un 20% más.
10 winners. Abro.

[John Bummit, PhD. @JohnBummit]

Omw to a date with a thick latina! #RealNigga #EasterNigga #Earlybirdgetsthelatina

[James Connolly ☘️ @jlgcapilano]

1. Nadie te ataca

2. Te invitas tú solito a la guerra

3. Te rindes

Francesada histórica

[Usopp @Usoppu]

I’m 35.

If you’re in the 25-35 bracket, you’ll notice this:

- Some friends are married to their soulmates.
- Others are quietly googling "how to file for divorce."
- Some are hitting a 5 AM personal best in the gym.
- Others are battling burnout and anxiety.
- Some are meditating, reading, and healing.
- Others are escaping reality with cheap dopamine.

This decade is messy. It’s brutal. It’s beautiful.
There is no rulebook. There is no "perfect" pace.

Move at your own speed. Your timeline isn’t broken - it’s yours.

[Jorge @esklavier]

Mi amigo ha hecho un mazo entero de Magic temático de Pedro Sánchez😭😭

[goddessrose @Goddes_S_rose1]

Hoy es el dia oficial de la charca en Instagram:
-Foto de la mesa puesta con 4 gambas de mierda
-Foto de los regalos con "Que bien me he portado😜"
-Foto del abuelo más tieso que la mojama con "el regalo eres tu🥹"
-Foto del anormal del sobrino abriendo un regalo

Felices fiestas

[tree @treeonchain]

Suddenly, you're 27.

You make your coffee, rush to work, come home around 7, and you're too tired to do anything except eat, scroll on your phone, and pass out.

Then you wake up, and do it all again.

And when Friday comes, maybe you go out, or maybe you're just too tired. Then, out of nowhere, it hits you.

How did everything pass by so quickly?

You don't even feel 27.

You still feel like that 17 year old kid who thought they had all the time in the world.

But somehow, 10 years just disappeared. And you start missing the past. The feeling of being young, excited, and clueless.

But then you realize, one day, you'll miss this, too.

Being 25, being confused, being tired, but still trying.

So maybe the trick is to slow down a bit and actually live this chapter before it also becomes just another memory.

The point is no matter what age you are, you’ll miss these days. Life gets busy sometimes and it’s always a good time to stop and smell the roses.

[Padronso @TitoPadronso]

Esto fue una de las mayores odas a la comedia que jamás ha existido en esta red social

- Pero si polla no tenías
+ Soy una barbie estoy chapada
- Me cago en mi puta madre

[Pablo @pablomurrrr]

2030. Vas a coger el cercanías a la estación Spotify Recoletos para ir a Principe Pío-Ibai Llanos. Las pantallas han sido sustituidas por anuncios de Fotocasa, así que miras los carteles. No recuerdas si la dirección era Nude Project Guadarrama o Revolut Station. Pierdes el tren.

[millán ⭐️⭐️👑 @Millxn265]

Finally

Finally el hijo de mil puta

[Chema ♅ @Ch3mg]

@ifellinlovewvi Me acaba de salir esto JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

[lace @scenehe4rt]

this segment of sidewalk makes me incredibly angry every time i walk past it

[Chema ♅ @Ch3mg]

@ifellinlovewvi Hasta la pollisima la verdad