MORPHEUS

Zambian 🇿🇲 || Software Engineer || Database Administrator || Jehovah's Witness 🙏 || Post hoc ergo propter hoc 🐣

[MORPHEUS @Ch_i_sha]

To successfully keep atleast 2,500 broilers by June,2023 🙏🙏🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯

[MORPHEUS @Ch_i_sha]

@ChotaGeorge You ca only fool people that much …after that nikix 😏

[MORPHEUS @Ch_i_sha]

@ChotaGeorge @ChabzOfficial Bro,they always try to blow stuff out of proportion. I mean a person like Mundubile can fail to know what a database is? We know all what he means by that…you a Zambian not British to not understand the idiom 😏 it’s the same thing they did over reserves commentary smh 🤦🏽‍♂️🙌🏽

[Zealand @theoldzealand]

@i_7md Sitting next to this guy would be the highlight of my life

[MORPHEUS @Ch_i_sha]

@Makiadi_ @realMaalouf So amarula fruits which can get you high is alright?

[MORPHEUS @Ch_i_sha]

Go twiny Go!!! Zambia 🇿🇲♥️🇲🇽 Mexico

Wishing our Neigbours Mexico 🥳🥳♥️♥️ a win today!

[MORPHEUS @Ch_i_sha]

@ukusefya @noel_milimo @selfstyledking This is the type of Character and Reputation I aspire to inscribe into my name!!!! Integrity indeed will have other people defend your name in your absence 🙌🏽���

[Sampa Kabwela @ukusefya]

@noel_milimo @selfstyledking Not sure what this is about but I have done business with Trevor too many times and he is straight as they come, actually too straight and professional. Even without the details, between the two, I will take the side of Trevor any day.

[MORPHEUS @Ch_i_sha]

It only took 2 things: Mkhwanazi's PKTT Files and Sanders Coffee Maker. 😂

Now the entire South Africa knows who swiped that container load of drugs! 😂😂🚶🏽‍♂️🚔🚨

[Sishuwa Sishuwa @ssishuwa]

@ThatZedPodcast I have listened to the entire one hour interview and found nothing wrong with it. I will consider publishing it on my page.

[MORPHEUS @Ch_i_sha]

@elonmusk can I get @grok to represent me as my attorney in a criminal court case?

[Shadreck @senpai_of_sad]

Importing a car into Zambia? Stop guessing your ZRA duty.

I built a calculator using my phone for both brand new and pre-owned cars

https://t.co/4ngFHcKFdP

@Lukayooma @walima_1 @base @BasedSouthernAF @deriq_eth @Lady_Light_Lsk @BasedZambia @jessepollak

[Shop @shop]

Charge all your devices with Satechi Dock5. Sleek multi-device station for phone, tablet, AirPods.

[MORPHEUS @Ch_i_sha]

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣 this ain’t funny at all!

[Mr. JAIYE 📸 @Jaiyejeje0m0]

This is funniest video on the internet 😭😭🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣

[yovan 🇺🇬 @yovan_wood]

“Father mine is not a confession, I want sister Mary’s number.” 😂

[MORPHEUS @Ch_i_sha]

@ClMusonda @ChabzOfficial Exactly my thought!!! U need first to rebuke the educated persons who preach that inflation is the sore reason why commodity prices rise, otherwise, let the people ask if prices will go down with a single digit inflation rate. This confusion is sponsored by educated folks 😏

[musonda @ClMusonda]

@ChabzOfficial Keep explaining. When inflation is higher the average person is told that's why prices are higher . So it would stand to reason they might think a lower rate might mean cheaper prices.

[MORPHEUS @Ch_i_sha]

I hope they are aware that the “funders” of our ARVs and related STI medications 💊 stopped funding our healthcare 😟😒
Thus, I hope their savings are intact…otherwise 😞

[Amukelani Moyani @AmukelaniMoyani]

South Africa has to confront the reality of the Lost generation.....who have No future beyond booze and selling their bodies!

[MORPHEUS @Ch_i_sha]

Why do you “always” allow them to?😏🤦🏾‍♂️

[Dingindaba Jonah Buyoya @BuyoyaJonah]

Why must Chipolopolo always treat us like this?!

[Richard Cooper @Rich_Cooper]

This is what women do when they don't marry their first choice

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Wow… maybe time for an interview @MoSalah ?