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bilth slippy hot cocoa

[p4 @cha0ticEvil]

why are those two actors from mean girls always in hallmark movies... it makes no sense to me

[p4 @cha0ticEvil]

why do boat people like pit bull so much

[p4 @cha0ticEvil]

when anyone of my uncles come over they never ever put down the seat and i take it very personally it’s like how about everytime i go in your house i leave the gas stove on.
see disrespectful

[p4 @cha0ticEvil]

we should live like the ancient greeks

[p4 @cha0ticEvil]

i wish white people did have a slur

[p4 @cha0ticEvil]

why is nobody trying to teach cows portuguese? I feel like they could pick it up pretty quick

[p4 @cha0ticEvil]

Jeff Bezos has so much money but he is so greedy he won’t even fix his own horribly stupid eye

[Jasmin 🇨🇴 @Jxparisxo]

Can we stop calling it “police brutality” it’s murder, M-U-R-D-E-R

[p4 @cha0ticEvil]

coming to terms with the fact that i have mommy AND daddy issues 😌

[p4 @cha0ticEvil]

in my dads head he’s larry king

[p4 @cha0ticEvil]

@VinnyCrimi02 a wide asshole is a wise asshole

[p4 @cha0ticEvil]

if you don’t have a big dick it’s ok bc you can have a gaping asshole instead and it can be the wisest in the world

[p4 @cha0ticEvil]

@VinnyCrimi02 wym ?

[p4 @cha0ticEvil]

she’s talking to this lady as if this woman KNOWS her and she’s just listening like a queen

[p4 @cha0ticEvil]

i’m casually listening to my mom talk about my sister who passed away to some literal tax lady on the phone i just wanted to take a shit i think i’m gonna go sit on the shower floor now

[p4 @cha0ticEvil]

nobody’s dad is the best dad but damn but my dad knows how to give me a hug and not feel creepy i feel pure love and 100% joy

[p4 @cha0ticEvil]

i wanna eat so many cuties i od on vitamin c

[p4 @cha0ticEvil]

bouta piss for the 3rd time this hour i think i have a uti 🤠

[p4 @cha0ticEvil]

Rn there’s ambulance sirens AND train horns let’s see if that becomes a pattern🤠

[p4 @cha0ticEvil]

I’ve been hearing an ambulance with sirens on drive right by my house every SINGLE morning anywhere between 4-8 and now I’m convince we are in a simulation like deadass EVERYDAAAY HELLOOOOOO