picked Jonny up absolutely steaming, drove him to the Chinese & when he was inside he rang me saying he loved and missed me & when he got back in the car I went “who were you on the phone to aye” and he looks absolutely terrified and goes “it was you I swear” Hahahhaa crying
Jeremy Clarkson on Farage. Unexpectedly devastating.
“Nigel Farage rarely talks about the economy and when he does, his numbers don’t add up. He says he wants to cut taxes and increase spending by £150bn. Huh? But before anyone can question his logic, he scuttles back to his safe space and starts raging about small boats.”
Nigel Farage promised the electorate in Durham that if they voted Reform he wouldn’t put their Council Tax up.
Nigel Farage has just put their Council Tax up by 4.99%.
He lied.
AGAIN.
Stop being thick.
Stop voting for Nigel Farage.
If the Reform Party gets elected, you’ll be paying £120 for an appointment with your GP, and the gullible fools who voted for them will still be blaming those in small boats instead of the millionaires in yachts who will be laughing tat you.
Guys, go the love island IG stories and tell me the producers don’t have a vendetta against shakira?? Mind you she was JUST sobbing her eyes out 😩😩 #Loveisland#LoveislandUK
it’s so obvious the love island producers hate shakira?? bringing megan back, and all these grafties nominations but not ONE about meg being a bad person #LoveIsland
i really hope shakira pulls a molly mae/ gemma owen and just becomes super successful and distances herself from this show because they never deserved her #loveisland
Q: Your intel says there’s no evidence that Iran is building a nuclear weapon.
Trump: Well, then my intel is wrong. Who said that?
Q: Your Director of National Intelligence, Tulsi Gabbard.
Trump: She’s wrong. 1/
@OfficialRandL it says green campsite is full, does this include green eco?? Will we be able to camp in eco yellow if eco green is full???? Not arriving till tomorrow 😬
@subwfr@_harrymcbeth@athamesy_ The enemy of the working man is those in yachts and private jets, not a bloke in a dingy that could have died getting here and doesn’t have a pot to piss in