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[couto @coutoartdump]

Incrivel que dá pra instantaneamente saber quem é furry

[Wong Updates @WongUpdates]

A ‘SEX’ prequel is in development.

It will explore the origins of foreplay

(via: CEO of Sex)

[Καλός @realKalos]

I am in the ocean behind her, using my limp BWC as a propeller to creep up unnoticed. Wrwrshwrwrsh~ Only my eyes and Norwood 4 are above the water, like some kind of reptilian predator. Ah! Damn it. She keeps walking farther away. I must act fast. WRWRSHWRWRSH~ My hands touch the beach. On all fours and close to the ground, I begin to move. And with me, my massive penis now begins to awaken as the presence of the prey increases in my vision. The blood pouring in brings with it a newfound life, supplanting the limpness with a role more fitting for its size. THUD-THUD-THUD. Slamming against the sand, it proclaims its presence. It wants to be known. To be feared. THUD-THUD-THUD. I am closer. My legs and arms are working in perfect harmony. Almost there. Her smell fills my nostrils, and all the blood from my brain suddenly rushes to the gargantuan monstrosity between my legs. My mind goes blank. I am pure instinct now. THUD-THUD-THUD. The most powerful thuds so far—a menacing drum announcing the impending doom that awaits her womb. The nearby family screams in horror. I leap. She turns around to see me flying through the air, eyes wide open, tongue flapping around. My BWC missile deployed right at her chocolate cake. Her gaze meets it and she freezes in place. GRRRAARRRRGGHHH!!! It rips through her swimsuit like a mighty spear through a boar’s hide as I fall on top of her. My day 1488 NoFap koom immediately rushes in like an angry river. And with the last bit of strength, before losing consciousness, I let out a triumphant roar.
AAAAARRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[🗣️🗣️🔥🔥 @Shinaxite_]

they really did this

[SoupFesto @SoupFesto]

THIS MIGHT BE THE BEST TWEET I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

[Zweil @somethings_awry]

The move is getting 8 hours of oxygen to your brain as you sleep

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

It's genuinely nuts how close this gif actually was to the movie

[𝙈𝙧𝙕𝙚𝙙💫 @spinitbackzed]

MJ after reading peters letter: "i dont love you Peter"

Ned after just dapping Peter once:

[Chocoboy @ihave2doIIars]

Deleted instagram and immediately after tried to tap where it once was

[Modern McCarthyist @McCarthyist2]

“I used to not care about something, and then it minorly inconvenienced me. Now I think we should kill anyone who does it.”

[Alyssa @ogkushconsumer]

THEY THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY

[Number 1 Eric Adams Defender @EricAdamsFanBoy]

American farmers voting Republican

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

"They're losing a war against a dead man"

[Algid Squid @Algid_Squid]

“Splat yourself, Squigger”

[🪙🇭🇹(they/them) @thevoyager_]

Saw his ex w another dude for ONE SECOND and immediately jumped, my brudda jus another me.

[eagershinyknight @realshinyknight]

this video's been infesting my brain recently

[LiterallyDrew @LiteralyDrew]

Mario games: save the princess
Wario games:

[JT @jiratickets]

zoomers watching their boomer coworker use his brain to formulate an original thought from scratch during a claude outage