Chad

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[Chad @ChadBugDad]

@ShithouseryHQ Does Georgina have a separate room? My room is completely occupied with all my wife's creams and other girly stuff, some of which haven't been used in years.

[Chad @ChadBugDad]

I am O+ even though my father is B+. Until recently, I thought I was adopted. When my child was born, her blood type was marked as A+. I was so happy because that day I realised I’m not adopted. 😇

[Chad @ChadBugDad]

How should we react when a colleague announces that he's leaving?

A. Sad face, asking to refer you as well?
B. Sad face (with a hidden smile), thinking you're automatically qualified for the next increment
C. Sad face, knowing your workload will double
D. A,B & C

[Chad @ChadBugDad]

Our family doctor knows too much about us.
I visited the practice today due to a back pain.
She sent me back saying keep the phone away when you are on the bed.
I wonder how she knew it 🤔

[Chad @ChadBugDad]

Thank you Grandpa for these invaluable pieces of advice,

1. Don't drink before 6 p.m.
2. Don't drink alone.

You successfully depressed my life even from the grave. 🪦💀

[Chad @ChadBugDad]

If someone can prepare a salad on Sunday and eat it all week without a single complaint about life, who could it be?

[Chad @ChadBugDad]

Dear govt., you already know even how we shit yesterday. Why the f**k you need our names and address in every application?

[Chad @ChadBugDad]

How would life be if there was a single system that generates all necessary applications for passports, birth certificates, daycare, schools, child benefits, etc. simply by entering the child's name and a parent's ID?

[Chad @ChadBugDad]

Asking to fill multiple applications and forms is a torture for new parents who are already overwhelmed with a little human

[Chad @ChadBugDad]

Dear coworkers, please don't organize after-work gatherings and insist on my attendance. Two tiny little eyes are waiting for me to come home 👶👀

#WorkLifeBalance

[Chad @ChadBugDad]

Do grandparents consider their grandchildren as a second chance to try out soft parenting? ✌️

[Chad @ChadBugDad]

Why do grandparents pretend to love their grandchildren more than the parents do? 🤔

[Chad @ChadBugDad]

My wife says her mother was very rough with her, yet she's utterly gentle with our daughter. 😈👼

Has anyone else had the same experience?

[Chad @ChadBugDad]

@elonmusk Yes, it's super destructive, and nowadays even kids verify what their parents say using AI. Except for AI, no one can lie these days.

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

This is peak male performance

[Chad @ChadBugDad]

@ick_real Could you move a side, I can't see the sign

[Chad @ChadBugDad]

@NoContextHumans In 2003.. who is cena?

[Chad @ChadBugDad]

@amazing_physics Was this post made by a theoretical physicist who still calculates on ideal surfaces and in frictionless air?

[Chad @ChadBugDad]

@dogeofficialceo If I did, I'd never forget to thank the liver for all the hard work throughout the night.

[Chad @ChadBugDad]

@NoContextBrits This is called "Police Strike"

[Chad @ChadBugDad]

@nocontextmemes I hope she didn't ask to whom you gave the actual items inside the box.