Chad Carritt

[Christy Carritt @christycarritt]

KANYE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT IN 2020? 😳 oh my LORD!!!! #VMAs #snl gold mine for this weekends show!!!

[Chad Carritt @ChadCarritt]

So happy for these two

[Chad Carritt @ChadCarritt]

Why does the emergency lights at the collicut not turn on? Anyone?

[Christy Carritt @christycarritt]

If I see one more Canadian ad boasting of awesome Black Friday discounts of up to 30% off, I'm going to club a baby seal! That's NOT a sale!

[Chad Carritt @ChadCarritt]

Waiting in line for @MirandaSings #mirandasingscalgary

[Robert Barriger @robertbarriger]

“Atheism turns out to be too simple. If the whole universe has no meaning, we should never have found out that it has no meaning” #CSLewis”

[Christy Carritt @christycarritt]

I'm so old I remember when "twerking" was called "dry humping".

[Home Church @homechurchRD]

Come out this Sat 8:30pm at the Centrium to cheer on the WOL Warriors and WOL Kings. Players will sign autos after the game.

[Sarcasm Machine @Sarcasm_Machine]

I like to reward myself for getting up on time by laying in bed for another 20 minutes.

[Sarcasm Machine @Sarcasm_Machine]

When one door closes another one opens. Or you could jut re-open the closed door. Because that's how doors work.

[Sarcasm Machine @Sarcasm_Machine]

1) Go to Starbucks 2) Order coffee 3) Tell them your name is Waldo 4) Leave

[Christy Carritt @christycarritt]

My husband went out Christmas shopping for my Christmas gift with no lists, ideas or plans. I guess I'm getting a brad nailer this year!

[Chad Carritt @ChadCarritt]

Just got a phone call from city saying ing there gonna remove snow on our street....move your vehicle:)

[Tara Veer @TaraVeer]

Residential areas plowed in the morning will receive little notice to move vehicles parked in street. Please help notify neighbours. #fb

[David Chilton @wealthy_barber]

US media is reporting that one of Canada's mayors cancelled gas plants while high on crack purchased from Senators.

[Chad Carritt @ChadCarritt]

Funny

[Chad Carritt @ChadCarritt]

Lol

[Sarcasm Machine @Sarcasm_Machine]

I only have two rules: 1. Be kind 2. If it jiggles when you move, cover it up

[Sarcasm Machine @Sarcasm_Machine]

If you need some help at Home Depot and are being ignored, get on one of their step ladders.