Chad the Jock

former 3 sport varsity athlete. below average golfer, above average drinker, vineyard vines connoisseur.

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No, iMessage. I didn’t mean to type “bigger”. Not once. Not ever.

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imagine walking in as a bombshell on love island and ur two choices are a bitch with one leg and a literal nigger. #yuck

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the Knicks after pretending they forgot how to play basketball

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I miss when you could go on tinder and swipe on some bad bitches. Now it’s all fat girls and niggers.

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me to my homeboy after saying nigger for no reason

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Benjamin Netanyahu whenever he sees a country made of sand

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I’m no betting man but I’d bet every last penny I own that all Indians are born with a mustache.

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Israel this, Israel that. Has anyone found out if love Israel? #icantstopjackingoff

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will NOT be going to that park anytime soon. #blacks

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Chucking a Kona Big Wave across the barbeque to my drunk friend this weekend

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I will NOT be using that scent. #zika #arewefuckingserious

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not sure whothe bigger fag is this twink or the dude who chooses to be his roomate #shrink

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she audibled from hard r to soft a at the goal line. #shrink or #expand ? #LANK

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I wonder what that smell is #shrink

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No thanks. #areyoufuckingnuts

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Morgan Freeman

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“You can’t ditch school during finals week and enjoy ice cold beer and Yankees baseball” yelled the left in unison.

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This account looks like a UNICEF ad #shrink

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“Don’t judge me”

The “me” in question:

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Is this the play? #LANK