no u

[no u @ChadWeed]

I have once again survived the most minor stomach virus
Where the pedyalite at

[no u @ChadWeed]

Nearly dislocated my shoulder dry heaving at the sink

[no u @ChadWeed]

I am once again miserable because I caught the slightest sickness from a babby

[no u @ChadWeed]

I am getting stronger. The whole dream world is going to catch some hands very soon

[no u @ChadWeed]

I took a nap and my sleep paralysis demon started to peak its head through the floor like I couldn’t see it, this time I was able to give it two middle fingers LMAO
I tried to tell it to fuck off but I couldn’t speak and I woke up mumbling lol

[no u @ChadWeed]

Going around on wplace and leaving ratings is the way to do it
Everyone gets 10/10

[no u @ChadWeed]

Sometimes you just gotta call someone a fuckin tomato

[no u @ChadWeed]

I don’t know where I was yesterday but I still remember every Trina verse

[no u @ChadWeed]

Hitting those Keith Sweat NOBODY hard af on my way home from work

[no u @ChadWeed]

I am once again fighting for my life during cardio

[no u @ChadWeed]

I tossed my coffee outside right as the wind blew and it sprayed everywhere and I just know that hosed someone down in another universe.
I can feel that shit in my bones

[no u @ChadWeed]

I’ve been walking around with my phones flashlight on more and more often lately.
Is it happening? Am I old now?

[no u @ChadWeed]

She was zoomin with her walker, she’ll be fine

[no u @ChadWeed]

There was a 98 yr old lady on vacation that came into my work and when left she said “I’ll see you next year” and then she followed it up with “well maybe”
I just got what she meant 😅

[no u @ChadWeed]

Just finished the last bag of lettuce, ngl it was kinda goopy at the end there lol

[no u @ChadWeed]

@RayNarvaezJr @Nagzz21 Imagine catching artificially generated strays OOF

[no u @ChadWeed]

Damn rip in peace ozzy osborne

[no u @ChadWeed]

Hear me out, Potato chips but it’s only the burnt ones

[no u @ChadWeed]

This shit smells fizzy what the fuck

[no u @ChadWeed]

I was offered a cocoa cola flavored Oreo, we about to see if it tastes like one