Chaffee

Where are you Kim Pines?
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Sensitive Young Man (21)
The few, the proud, the anti-credentialists

Aviation - @LazyFluf_RM

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I am not a good person

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@katiserie 13 take it or leave it

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@Darwin_prod You got hit by a lucky GI's potshot. RIP unknown German machine gunner

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@neevin It was quite the clear pill seeing people freak out about Theo Von's d print around his family (agreed, he shoulda been wearing a dance belt or something) as if women don't frequently walk around almost fully sexually exposed even without the excuse of halloween lol

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Sometimes it gets so cartoonishly bleak that I really begin to wonder what the point in continuing is.

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@ItsAestheticsW It's because they beat the crap out of bad actors, and don't make excuses for people with retardedly low IQs. Wish we could do the same.

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@mapeslover69 Classic case of projection lol

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@Smartwithlocs Look at my men bro. We're never escaping the gynocracy 🤦‍♂️

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America is dead
God bless America

[Scorched Earth Policy @Scearpo]

You know, for as much as we'd all like to espouse the downfall of America, we misconstrue just how powerful and all-consuming this general landmass is.

America digests all of us to shit out a variety of golems, goblins, and ghouls ready to commit or experience violence at any given moment. No culture survives the transformation that occurs when you enter America. Within 1 generation, you become absorbed into the quintessential American-[ ] archetype specific to your haplogroup.

For all grievances regarding the decay of modern western living, white people tank "America" incredibly well. In some ways the true white existence was a vanguard of absorbing and adopting the poisons that decimate other cultures. Especially Anglos and Saxons, a hardy pale stern peoples who withstand milk, alcohol, grain, and sugar far better than our swarthier peers.

Watching Latin birth rates collapsing in real-time, blacks succumbing to diabetes and heart disease, Asians becoming dysgenic erratic freaks as soon as they reach adolescence in a middle class schooling system, and any other myriad of horrors makes you realize there's no single benefactor to the American existence than America itself as a concept.

This prehistoric continent kept its native population in a slumberous fugue, contorting them around Lovecraftian pyramids and drowning them in blood sacrifice. It was a demon and a god waiting for a race that grasped combustion to walk upon its electrically charged soil. When that moment happened, it swallowed up its corn people and shit them out into a rug made of flesh to welcome the usurpers.

America is an entity built to create more Americans. Perhaps this once meant a specific White Anglo-Saxon Protestant flavor of European stock, but between the Ellis Island influx and the dark shift of 1965 immigration reform, this definition has now transformed into a generic feeling of "American" as a consumer identity that faintly traces its roots to individualist fervor.

The older I grow, the more I start to realize that America works. Our government works. Our justice system works. Our society works. Our nation works.

I have gorged myself on the same fountain of cynicism, enlightenment, dissidence, despair, optimism, clarity, and wisdom that every casual political mind goes through as they trudge through the bullshit towards a truthful conclusion about the world they live in.

I've siphoned every last drop and concluded that everything works exactly the way it's supposed to. Our nation is more than perfect, it's exactly the way it should be and the only way it ever could be.

America is a thresher built for finding the select few truly successful and showering them with unprecedented wealth. Its fee for fulfilling this mechanism is harvesting the failed applicants in a whirlpool of mass rape and spiritual desolation.

America is a Chuck E. Cheese Willy Wonka psychopath dimension where our most destitute are still somehow obese. Our displays of indulgence are so obscene they sound like hallucinatory tales of plenty that ancient nomads would tell each other when depicting utopic visions of heaven to cope with the hunger pangs.

America will take a Mongolian child and shove her through a pathway of aestheticized self-abuse, decentralized prostitution, school shooter drug prescriptions, and political MKULTRA conditioning all for the purpose of subsuming her entire existence around a 30 second clip.

Everything this person did her entire life was purely for causing this moment to happen. Her whole life's purpose was to be handcuffed by a police officer while screaming at a camera. America did that to her. America put her in the Ninja blender and poured out the batshit smoothie onto the surface of your phone because it needed to feed you chaos and siphon your mild amusement, interest, shock, or dismay.

America is like a great cell of self-assembling single celled organisms which all became content to turn into organelles. Julius Caesar was one, Jesus Christ was another. The English, the French, the Spanish all contributed to some small part of it. For better or worse, the blacks did too.

What emerges is an organism fit to face the future, a great eradicator of fragile organic cultures.

A conqueror that brings all tribes to their knees and unifies them around the cheeseburger, the gun, and the flag.

A hydra which rabidly claws and stabs and bites itself while regrowing faster than it can tear away.

America is the final and ultimate empire. It grabbed the industrial throne, stole the space race, and embedded the digital era with its language and culture. Even after "America" falls, America will continue to spread through the world and humanity like an unstoppable virus.

Whatever mongrelized race survives us, it will come with tired eyelids and a slight Cali drawl. It will live in the arena of money and orient around attention share like a fungus seeking moisture and warmth. It will forgo its past and discard its future for an eternal tense present. It will be an American.

Every march towards progress carves away at our humanity. Victory in the ecosystem demands appeals towards physical efficiency, each leap in capability reducing the flexibility we can afford for the rituals, delays, and imperfections we define as spirit or culture.

To become a species of the future, we will fling forward into an inhuman form. The physical embodied within a machine, the essence of human ideas, a soul made of electricity. But unlike sci-fi hiveminds would have you believe, navigating the tumultuous chaos of reality demands some individualization amidst the drones.

The American has been bred to do this. Each American is a Von Neumann probe ready to spread American culture in any environment they land themselves in. The invasion is brash to the uninitiated and looked at with parasitic contempt, yet it spreads nonetheless.

America has spedran the playbook of the future's all-consuming agenda long before computers existed. What you consider "America" is part of its legion of corpses Frankensteined into its tumultuous mass, a bulge of apple pies and bald eagles squeezed in between jazz music and nightmare meth gas stations. America, true America is pure capitalistic optimization. The front facing entity of what all life converges towards.

When China replaces America's place as the global empire, the Chinese will become Americans.

When something beyond us replaces humanity itself, it too will become an American.

When each and every one of you die, your soul will enter a metaphysical plane. Within this afterlife, other spirits and entities will look upon you and say, "Another American has arrived."

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@robertlasagna1 I came to this conclusion a while ago as well. There really is a sort of "absolute peak" of emotional character, and basically any deviation from that is in fact dysfunctional.

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@Zee_Surfer Do you want the second tweet too LOL

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@Zee_Surfer Gayyyyyy

You're being gay

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@Zee_Surfer Besides, you're probably right lol
Respect

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@kenzietuff To assuage my conscience, this is truthfully just, knowledge seeking question. Is it permanent, and does it remain even if a woman returns to her pre-pregnancy weight?

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@Zee_Surfer I, er, should clarify
I think it's gay to absolve women of all responsibility

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@Zee_Surfer Gayyyyyy

You're being gay

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@Macrosis2020 Women's romance is f'd up bro.

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@craig_dw "You're welcome"
Jesus bro

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A lot of men dislike intelligent women not because they necessarily "feel threatened" by them, but because a certain strain of clever woman is very unpleasant. Essentially, if a high IQ woman is modest enough to be truth preferring, she will be one of the best women you ever meet. Many (although not all) of the negative representativeness heuristics you apply to women, you will find her generally exempt from, if not at the very least less inclined towards. She will be more empathetic, more understanding, harder to offend, more thoughtful, more eccentricity tolerant, and all around just a better human being - better company.

But if that high IQ woman is ego governed, she will subordinate her intelligence to her ego to protect her self-esteem above all else, and thus rationalise her shortcomings, blame shift, be argumentatively uncooperative, avoid introspection, construct elaborate unflattering theories about men, and otherwise just be a total pain in the ass.

So it is not intelligence specifically that men dislike and find unattractive - but women who misuse it to amplify the worst aspects of femininity rather than overcome them. Men don't dislike that you understand things, they dislike that you abuse your processing power to armour your arrogance into superficially credible arguments - they disdain your sophistry and your dysfunction - you are the unfun type of chaos. At the end of the day, being smart doesn't give you a license to be unpleasant or unfeminine. A truly wise woman knows the value of being feminine despite having a developed masculine, and conducts herself accordingly.

Intelligence is not wisdom, and thus it is imperative that every smart woman pursues wisdom rather than misusing her intellect to construct an elaborate theory of everything rooted in a need to gaslight herself she is beautiful, rather than confront herself where she is not so she can become beautiful. A woman who applies her sharp intellect to becoming wise - and I mean truly wise - rather than simply creating the appearance of being wise by speaking falsehoods eloquently, will always be attractive to men - deeply so.

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@venomexa2 @ronnui_ Yesss