c*** man

fucked up

[c*** man @ChainedUpCain]

. https://t.co/V1iy4VwpQ5

[Matthew Goldin @matthewgoldin]

I’m still a writer-performer, no matter where I’m chained.

[c*** man @ChainedUpCain]

@NoahCRothman Noah come taste my chains

[c*** man @ChainedUpCain]

I whip my chains back and forth

[c*** man @ChainedUpCain]

U must cancel beo

[c*** man @ChainedUpCain]

okokokokokokokokokokok

[c*** man @ChainedUpCain]

gedt ,m

[c*** man @ChainedUpCain]

123 me
123 me

[c*** man @ChainedUpCain]

Hed

[c*** man @ChainedUpCain]

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[c*** man @ChainedUpCain]

Kelsey who?

[c*** man @ChainedUpCain]

Alone from night to night you'll find me
Too weak to break the chains that bind me
I need no shackles to remind me

[c*** man @ChainedUpCain]

my eyes r going away

[Matthew Goldin @matthewgoldin]

My sleep and eating schedule is so out of whack that I'm making a massive fried egg sandwich at 10... PM.

[Matthew Goldin @matthewgoldin]

Slow cookers are actually really useful.

[Jay Humor @jayweingarten]

It's so so foggy where I am, please go away I hate ultra thick fog :(

[Matthew Goldin @matthewgoldin]

Not all who wander are lost but if you see me trying to drive somewhere new without Google Maps -- please send help.

[Matthew Goldin @matthewgoldin]

Makeup sex is the best sex.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[Matthew Goldin @matthewgoldin]

cooking tacos after wild makeup sex >>> 🥴😭

[Matthew Goldin @matthewgoldin]

On a separate but also amusing note: Saw two birds today fighting intensely