CryptoChair

I'm a chair but fully decentralized and trustless! Using blockchain!
No matter how comfortable it is, you shouldn't take financial advice from a chair.

[CryptoChair @ChairCrypto]

@TicTocTick Going to frontrun you at $69.420

[CryptoChair @ChairCrypto]

@TicTocTick Need to bring back insane asylums.

[CryptoChair @ChairCrypto]

@TicTocTick Pretty sure I can manage 40 pushups over a period of 10 years

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

California has legalized election fraud

[CryptoChair @ChairCrypto]

@TicTocTick He's been braindead at least half that time...

[CryptoChair @ChairCrypto]

@JPATrades Gap up means dump on open, every time.

[CryptoChair @ChairCrypto]

@RandPaul @TulsiGabbard He has a federal "pardon" but there needs to be state level persecutions of this evil mass murderer.

[CryptoChair @ChairCrypto]

@CryptoKaleo NGL Kaleo turning bearish is a top tier bottom signal.

[CryptoChair @ChairCrypto]

@onenine_btc @Eggplant_Elon @0xBonzo Doesn't even buy a new shirt, reinvests instead.

[CryptoChair @ChairCrypto]

@TicTocTick Pluto not being a planet shaves off a cool $2T market cap

[CryptoChair @ChairCrypto]

@Inevitablewest Going to be tough to fit all 200k in prison but I believe they can do it....

[CryptoChair @ChairCrypto]

@ScottPresler It's already too late, even if passed tomorrow it will be nullified by BS court rulings and won't get to the Supreme Court in time for midterms.

[CryptoChair @ChairCrypto]

@the_P_God Not really true, income tax states have just as high or higher property taxes.

[CryptoChair @ChairCrypto]

@TicTocTick Next conclave will select https://t.co/UJkGitvFn0 to lead them.

[CryptoChair @ChairCrypto]

@TicTocTick To be fair weddings do kind of suck, this is a good excuse to skip 😂

[CryptoChair @ChairCrypto]

@leshka_eth Burry has correctly predicted 27 of the last 1 crashes.

[CryptoChair @ChairCrypto]

@ghhosttdn42 Well you were amazing at your job, can't believe they let you go.