Akeya ♡

Awkward but cool af 🤙🏾 | Hospitality & Tourism 😍

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Keith Lee tells Keke Palmer how important respect in his marriage is, explaining that he’ll only have more kids if his wife wants to because she’s the one who carries them 👀

“I’m done when she’s done… If she want 30 of them, we gonna have 30 of them… I’m not the one carrying them, that’s not my body going through the before, after effects.”

[• @Zauvaughn]

My brother in christ I need it to be $80

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Every time i come back from a trip i realize i really need to retire by 40

[𝕄𝕒_ℤ𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕠 @Nomagugu_xo]

What do you want for your birthday?
Me:

[Neet @neet_sol]

commuting an hour to work just to use a laptop that was already at home

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

“You bald headed demon..” is still one of the best line delivery in the MCU 😭

[Z @azarie_]

I really don’t be on all that long talk when I planning something

you coming or not ? cause I going regardless 😭

[Mima @RealLifeGold]

She’s expensive too !

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I really feel like workdays should be 10am–3pm or 9am– 2pm. There’s no reason for people to spend most of their lives at work. Let people go home and have time for their families, partners, friends, and rest. That’s why everyone is so miserable today.

[A. @Lexiiee_x]

Deciding which tik toks to send to which friends based on their humour and unhinged level is a job I take very seriously

[baidawi @buhdahwee]

cafe down low

[A.VICTOR @Lifeof_AG01]

For the record, when I ask you how you're doing, I always want the long version.

[𝐍.🎀༘⋆ @luvblessingz]

literally drown me in it.

[𝓤. @_fuego98]

As a hyper independent person, I really enjoy thoughtfulness & acts of service.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

a fun fact about me: if you write me a letter or note I will literally keep it for the rest of my life

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

how tf y’all take 15-30 minute naps mine be Iike 2-5 hours

[👑🗽 @_sosoqueens]

Having 0 pics on instagram is not making u mysterious it’s making me wanna unfollow u, cuz who are u

[‏ً @ewedunega]

do i love sleeping?
yes.
do i stay up late for no reason?
yes.
do regret it in the morning?
absolutely will i do it again?
DEFINITELY.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

not everyone needs to see your personality like it's okay to be absolutely nobody to some people

[eliz @eliza___v]

me at 6:25am changing my alarm from 6:30 to 6:35am