NegroStrategy™ has acquired 259 black folks for ~$8500 at ~$33 per a negro and has achieved NiggaYield™ of -22.74% YTD 2026. As of 05/25/2026, we own 2,795 negros acquired for ~$108,307 at ~$38.75 per negro.
Devil May Cry fans I'm so fucking sorry. I'm so so sorry. You guys are being thrown dirt cookies made of piss and dead roaches by someone who spits in your face while we're getting A5 Wagyu filet mignon and a handjob. I'm so sorry. You don't deserve this