Chalid H Kaspandi

[United Focus Indonesia @utdfocusid]

Misal MU ketemu Como di UCL musim depan, bayangin ada berapa bola dari tendangan Diogo Dalot yang bakal melambung ke danau 😔

[Bruno Fernandes @B_Fernandes8]

inspired by those who set the standard. ✨

[kumajas @theKumajas]

Simple saja, gak ada. Hehe

[jakartalk @Jakartalk]

Bencandanya langsung di approve 😭

[txtdaritaxpayer @txtdaritaxpayer]

Kompak, serempak, meskipun berbeda bahasa.

Baru ini gw liat buzzer lintas yurisdiksi.

[Peaky Blinders @ThePeakyBlinder]

He’s a ghost, he’s a god, he’s a man, he’s a guru.

He's back.

PEAKY BLINDERS: THE IMMORTAL MAN is now playing on Netflix.

[peguy_tbn @peguy_tbn]

OLD CLASSIC🤯

[Chalid H Kaspandi @chalidherdy]

@narkosun Pernah ketemu beberapa kali acara di kecamatan, iseng browsing ternyata anak wakil gubernur kalbar 😅

[Danny Wallace @dannywallace]

Board of Peace immediately bored of peace

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

Israel is probably the only country that can start a war and still declare itself the victim.

[Uni @Imas_uni]

Calo di Pelataran Ka'bah!

"Ayo mbak saya bantu cium hajar Aswad"
Iyah gak salah denger, calo ini berkeliaran di sekitaran Ka'bah. Mereka bikin tim biasanya. Kenapa tau? Aku ngalamin :)

Mereka incar Jamaah indo yg lagi tawaf sunah setelah waktu syuruq. Untuk yang kurang tau mereka pikir oh ada yang bantu.

Tapi nyatanya kalo udh berhasil di kejar di minta nominal imbalan yang besar.

[JACK ☠️ @JackDennis__]

That’s cool as fuck

@MrStephenHowson

[Ardianto Satriawan @ardisatriawan]

Orang Indonesia ke Prancis:
- Disuruh bikin surat pernyataan gak akan kerja di sana
- Tiket PP harus udah ada, biar dipastikan pulang ke Indonesia
- Hotel juga harus ada, selama stay di sana.
- Rekening koran tabungan diperiksa, dipastikan biar gak jadi gelandangan di sana
- Semua dicek biar gak nyusahin Prancis

Orang Prancis ke Indonesia:

[🦅 Golden Eagle 🦅 @Y_D_Y_P]

I hope they will get proper CDM to Replace Casemiro in the next Season, damn Carrick keep Brazilian Uncle for 87 minute in PL Match because he don't trust Ugarte to play more than 10 minutes

[#AsianCup2027 @afcasiancup]

𝗔𝗘𝗧 | 🇮🇩 Indonesia 5️⃣-3️⃣ Japan 🇯🇵

WHAT A GAME.

The hosts are through to the final after a scintillating display at Indonesia Arena!

#ACFutsal2026 | #IDNvJPN

[JATOSINT @Jatosint]

🇮🇩🇮🇹 After firing its 76mm Sovraponte gun, KRI Prabu Siliwangi (321) followed up with its Oto Melara 127mm main gun—the largest-calibre naval gun currently in the Indonesian Navy’s inventory

Glad to see our naval modernization also comes with better media content

📹KRI PBS

[Lukman Simandjuntak @hipohan]

Jangan biasakan curhat di sosmed, bukannya menyelesaikan masalah, malah menimbulkan masalah baru 😴

[SENOPATI DE ANNO @SenopatiDiAnno]

😂🤣

[Transport for Surabaya @tfsurabaya]

We've adapted this to compare Chengdu with our city

[zak🪡 @ZakKnowsBall]

Jews quoting Hitler on National Israeli TV 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭