👑⚜️Randy Chalk⚜️👑

Tiny Tiny Waist
With The Fat Pussy As The Base

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

me when the idgaf mindset finally comes back

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

me in public regretting why I came out in the first place

[noah kulwin @nkulw]

Learned that the Wild West was essentially the way it was because of a tick and it’s been messing with me

[𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑒 @purelivn]

when someone asks me what my favorite weather is

[Libriscent @libriscent]

People get uncomfortable when they realize you’re deeper than what your appearance suggests—then get mad at you because they can’t swim.

[Hollywood Deals @LocalDingus]

the mold growing in my water bottle said you would say that

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

god my neighbor just called me and she's like... is this your chicken in our driveway... like who else has a chicken in this neighborhood yes it's my chicken... so i get over there and kylo hen is chilling in their driveway eating some specs and stuff and there's this actual crowd of people around her and i'm like... hi sorry mb let me get her... and oh my god... they're like do you need us to call someone?? should we get help?? how should we do this?? do you need a net? like bitch it's a chicken not a fucking komodo dragon. so i just... i was kind of joking around so i crouched down and patted my thighs and all the chickens are trained to come to me on sight because me food... so i got down there and went "here girl!! come here!!" and the chicken comes running over and this group of actual adult ass individuals were staring at me like i was the fucking pied piper... and i didn't know what to say..... so i just kind of walked back to my yard with the chicken following me and none of them moved or said a damn word and i think i literally just convinced them this chicken is trained like a dog...

[𝒶rα˚˖𓍢ִ໋ @yslmammi]

people think depression means your sad and crying all the time. depression for me is being stuck in a twilight zone. i can't think , i don't respond to things , nothing is interesting , i just feel empty. not sad , just blank. i have a lot of days like this and they are hard .

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

HIS FACE IS KILLING ME

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

I like to kiss and be nutted in that's why I don't be fw just anyone

[Yoshi 🦖 OW Renaissance Era @yoshi12370]

Homophobic Overwatch players when they get a ranked game in Midtown during Pride
https://t.co/BW8ltWbzPf

[Groonoomcrooek @HuntarLNG]

SOPHIE would have loved M3GAN!

[👑⚜️Randy Chalk⚜️👑 @ChalkRandy]

Why all these wt people coming into my store keep telling me I look like prince

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

soon as we get started makin love going hard i hear a

[👑⚜️Randy Chalk⚜️👑 @ChalkRandy]

@HuntarLNG yes i just got it 😭🤣

[floaty @ytaolf]

me when i find the mf that’s been ddosing overwatch 2 servers

[Suka Prushna @Sukaprushna]

UNIQUE 💋