Smacha_once_again

Dropped Bio in high school 😂

Manchester United to the world!

[Smacha_once_again @Chamjnr]

Her: How's your head game?

Me: ...
#Lewandowski #rl9

[𝐓𝐞𝐞𝐁𝐡𝐨𝐲 @TheBigTimmyy]

South Africa really deserve to lose… yes I said it

[Adesewa @t_Duches]

Men are so private online. A guy could be moving to another country or having his first child, and he’d still only post a random football score on his story.

[Smacha_once_again @Chamjnr]

Kwani PSG hudo?

[Miss Teddy 🌸❤️ @Miss_Teddy0]

From "fungua mahali ulichora diagram yako" to "give me a detailed history of your patient.

[Cactus owino🐛(Tiffany like New York) @awuoshee]

My friend is a highschool deputy principal at like 25 aki I stay led!!!!!

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

Kujenga ni ngumu. Anyone I see with a complete home or apartment building is a hero in my books.

[Post Carlone @carltonkitheka1]

When 50 Cent said

"The biggest lie I was told as a kid was if you're nice to people they'll be nice back. No, kindness does not guarantee kindness. The world does not move by fairness."

I FELT THAT

[Tanui🌚 @tekashi_tanui1]

The embarrassment which comes when Spotify plays those ads when with your friends 😭😭😔

[𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥🐉 @KatheuNzyimi]

That Ivy Wangechi story is so chilling. That dude traveled all the way to her with an axe na hakuna mahali conscience yake ilimwambia even for a brief moment that hayuko sawa?

[DOLL❤️ @renamitchy]

Interview panel wanakunywa maji ya mutungi, huku nitalipwa kweli?

[Tabby_wa_coast™ @abcofficial4]

Mkienda na beshte yenu Mosque Eid Mubarak alafu aseme OMG instead ya OMA

[MooniSir🎵 @retiredsooul]

Unashangaa mbona pedi anasalimianga wendawazimu mtaa kumbe walikuwa macustomer wake

[Princess Ruthy😍👸🏻 @Ruthkaitesi]

This is the only reason I cross the road while running.😹

[James Bong @JamieButon]

Ghosting hutaka determination, ukimhurumia katikati you have lost

[Ngazekof @Mghazake]

Leo nimechukua simu yake kupigia fundi wa viatu,nikapata kumbe ni mimi💔 alafu akasema aty kiatu ni yeye😭

[Sir-Rap-A-Lot @Osama_otero]

Nimecheki hiyo crowd ya Arsenal fans tao holding a replica trophy. I totally understand Prophet Owuor followers right now. Ni same thing tu.

[kigothor @kigothor]

Wasee wa keg huwa wanakupea story vile wamelewa in four different clubs in one nights alafu ukiwauliza bill wanakuambia wametumia 800 ksh, na saa hiyo wamedance hadi na waitress!

[Bobo K✨️ @wambuiiii3r]

Wewe ni newcomer hauna ata uniform

[Tonnie Moremi @tonnie_moremi]

Nikiwa huko NSL nishaileta galactico fulani debut akapata kiwanja ni awendo lakini bado akapiga 90, a queen that one.

[CODE 14 😜🔥 @newto_code_14]

Kijana wa KMTC ananishow vile wao husoma long hours ndio inawamake more competent than degree,,,bro ulikuwa na C nilikuwa na A-, IQ yangu iko far ahead of yours