Lauren Weston

Author, accountant, sourdough baker, plant enthusiast, frequently entering rooms and shouting, “Not to mention Kermit the damn frog!” Fanfiction has my heart.

[Lauren Weston @Champeriffic]

Fellow WNYXicans, I have written Jimmy James: Capitalist Lion Tamer. Through the help of google translate, I have also written Jimmy James: Macho Business Donkey Wrestler. Both are available together. It's the book so nice I wrote it twice!
#NewsRadio
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[Lauren Weston @Champeriffic]

Coolest book delivery I’ve ever received! I got my copy of Ferris Bueller…You’re My Hero by @jasonklamm. Look at the spot gloss on this dust jacket! The book looks pretty great naked too.

There’s still time to preorder before it hits shelves on 6/16!
https://t.co/EfJNvHP76Y

[Lauren Weston @Champeriffic]

@mnewsradio @Thadverb It’s the first step toward the robot uprising.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

‘Jeans’ comes from the city of Genoa (earlier known as Genes) because the pants were worn by the Genoese navy.

'Gene' is from the German 'Gen,' which is short for 'Pangen.' 'Pan-' (all, whole) + '-gen' (born).

[Lauren Weston @Champeriffic]

naCATomi tower

[L. K. Weston @LKWestonFiction]

Merry Christmas Eve! Get a leg up on the ghosts tonight and go visit them to tell them how much they suck. They’ll never see it coming.

[L. K. Weston @LKWestonFiction]

Alhambra Pioneer Cemetery is the oldest cemetery in CA and is the subject of the 2nd short story in True Hauntings. Set in 1996, Sam and her new friend Kelly try to prove they’re not afraid of entering the cemetery at night. It turns out entering is the easy part.

[L. K. Weston @LKWestonFiction]

The House on Arthur Road is the first short story in True Hauntings. Set in 1989, a group of school friends can’t agree how the abandoned house on Arthur Road came to be haunted. The thing they do agree on is that they have to save the person they believe is trapped inside.

[L. K. Weston @LKWestonFiction]

True Hauntings

NOW AVAILABLE in hardcover, paperback, and ebook! Get your copy wherever books are sold. If you’d like your local indie book store to order you a copy you can give them ISBN 979-8-2954-7762-1.

[Lauren Weston @Champeriffic]

@DanYuleSun That’s nice of her. I’ll keep you posted!

[Lauren Weston @Champeriffic]

Look what made landfall in the US finally! I got me some of that Doctor @ericanela goodness. It has that new book smell.

[CCC Public Works @cccpublicworks]

.@cccpublicworks is accepting applications for an Accounting Technician in our Finance Division until Monday, 11/3/25 at 11:59 pm. If you're passionate about public service and improving the quality of life for Contra Costa residents, please visit https://t.co/GvJZk17hiQ #Jobs

[Lauren Weston @Champeriffic]

Latest words of wisdom from the 8yo:
“Violence isn’t the answer. It’s the solution.”

[Lauren Weston @Champeriffic]

@mnewsradio Not to mention Kermit the damn frog!

[Lauren Weston @Champeriffic]

If you’re sick of hearing your kid yell six seven, follow it up by singing five three oh niiiine. It won’t make them stop but it will make them as annoyed with you as you are with them.

[Lauren Weston @Champeriffic]

Maybe red onions were named by a colorblind person and no one wanted to tell them.

[Lauren Weston @Champeriffic]

The kids saw Home Alone for the first time last night. We asked the 8yo his favorite part and he said “When bro got roasted.”

[Lauren Weston @Champeriffic]

Just saw an ad for the most perfect jeans, clicked the link and found out you can’t buy them. You can only subscribe to them. The future is here and it’s stupid.

[Lauren Weston @Champeriffic]

@CarefullyWorded It’s a bring-your-own-cane type of workplace.

[Lauren Weston @Champeriffic]

I got promoted at work and my new title includes the word Chief. Now I want someone to make a supercut of all the times Bill calls Dave chief.