“If that’s what’s identified about you and you’re a competitor then it’s up to you to respond to it”. - Brad Scott
This proves the Bombers’ coach is using his players publicly aired out vulnerabilities to his advantage and therefore is found GUILTY of leaking the image. #AFL
BREAKING: Brad Scott has been caught leaking a photo of the Brisbane Lions’ whiteboard while wearing a fake moustache. He said he was looking for an edge to motivate his players, using the top #AFL coaches notes to show them what they’re lacking. #AFLDonsLions#AFLCatsNorth
BREAKING: Harrison Petty’s concussion reportedly caused by a rogue mini helicopter mistaking his bald spot for a helipad. Missed due to ARC officials being too focused on the goal line. Incident uncovered in slow-mo replay. #AFL are now seriously considering scalp inspections
Saddled up, footy fans? First ball-up of #AFL2026 is here!
Umpires twirling the lasso for 24 rounds — like a farmer rounding up cattle post-storm.
$6.90 odds one yellow maggot tears a rotator cuff by season’s end.
$18.30 for a full hip replacement.
Say NO to the LASSO! #AFL