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@SillyOracle @CarltonFC Kozzy buried your club weeks ago

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“If that’s what’s identified about you and you’re a competitor then it’s up to you to respond to it”. - Brad Scott

This proves the Bombers’ coach is using his players publicly aired out vulnerabilities to his advantage and therefore is found GUILTY of leaking the image. #AFL

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BREAKING: Brad Scott has been caught leaking a photo of the Brisbane Lions’ whiteboard while wearing a fake moustache. He said he was looking for an edge to motivate his players, using the top #AFL coaches notes to show them what they’re lacking. #AFLDonsLions #AFLCatsNorth

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BREAKING: Harrison Petty’s concussion reportedly caused by a rogue mini helicopter mistaking his bald spot for a helipad. Missed due to ARC officials being too focused on the goal line. Incident uncovered in slow-mo replay. #AFL are now seriously considering scalp inspections

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@TheParlayPopeAU @ChampionDataAFL @AFL @Hoyney35

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@freodockers

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Melbourne Demons CEO Paul Guerra putting in WORK 😤 #AFL #DemonBall #SEN

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@melbournefc CEO Paul Guerra putting in work 😤 #AFL #SEN #DemonBall

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Like a turd in the ocean, Sam McClure bobs up for his first appearance on #FootyClassified #AFL

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0 targets hit — Absolute stinkfest. #AFLSwansBlues

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Saddled up, footy fans? First ball-up of #AFL2026 is here!

Umpires twirling the lasso for 24 rounds — like a farmer rounding up cattle post-storm.
$6.90 odds one yellow maggot tears a rotator cuff by season’s end.
$18.30 for a full hip replacement.

Say NO to the LASSO! #AFL

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@SillyOracle @Keir_Starmer And they lost the ashes 3-0

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@crippsszn No premiership

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If Tim Lamb butchers this year’s trade period, he might be heading to the slaughter. #9FootyFurnace #AFL #SEN #7AFL #TradeRadio

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Sam McClure is the biggest lover of Cox in the AFL #SEN #AFL #CollingwoodMagpies

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Izak Rankine rocking up to the tribunal trying to get a lighter sentence #AFL #AFLCrowsPies #SEN #7AFL #FoxFooty

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@7NewsMelbourne He got that dog in him

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@bzylber @KozzyOwnsU You’re telling me I cut it off for nothing?!

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@BZibba Weak as pi$$