Chance Cearley

Zorp is dead. Long live Zorp.

[Chance Cearley @Chance_Cearley]

@BenTrademark Even if that did happen the amount of good it would feel would be attached to that comparison. We'll always be the star in your eye

[Chance Cearley @Chance_Cearley]

@BenTrademark Plus, stop doing this. I'm trying to bring you over to the Cowboys side. Quit dumping on your future team.

[Chance Cearley @Chance_Cearley]

@BenTrademark I wouldn't expect a Houston fan to understand legacy. I'll take 5 over total history than your 2. America hasn't won a war since the 40's, should the ones that have fought since not be proud??? Answer that commie!!

[Chance Cearley @Chance_Cearley]

@JoeyMannarinoUS Well, you aren't going to believe what we were doing when we signed the Declaration of Independence.

[Chance Cearley @Chance_Cearley]

@CGJXXIII But our favorite DB's can cover receivers.

[Chance Cearley @Chance_Cearley]

@ProfessorO_NFL Please stop

[Chance Cearley @Chance_Cearley]

@BenTrademark Would you rather an Astros smoothie that runs out of juice before you're finished?

[Chance Cearley @Chance_Cearley]

@IcyVert Wait until you hear about the NFL drafting players before the season. It's sickening, especially with actual jobs on the line.

[Chance Cearley @Chance_Cearley]

@BenTrademark Using someone other than Cole & Taylor to shop your insurance needs? Yeah right! #relentless

[Chance Cearley @Chance_Cearley]

@BenTrademark @michaelschwab13 Why aren't you at pickleball

[Chance Cearley @Chance_Cearley]

@BenTrademark Peep the 2013 era "high beanie"

[Chance Cearley @Chance_Cearley]

@BenTrademark I ain't reading that essay

[Chance Cearley @Chance_Cearley]

@ImMeme0 I know Vegeta when I see him, he ain't slick.

[Chance Cearley @Chance_Cearley]

@evildeadthing

[Chance Cearley @Chance_Cearley]

@mrspookyhorror My brother corners me at family functions and asks me this same question

[Chance Cearley @Chance_Cearley]

@MisterCiv Is there more than one game here?

[Chance Cearley @Chance_Cearley]

@Whotfismick Rugrats in Paris: The Movie

[Ben Lichnovsky @BenTrademark]

Before I take my vitamins, does anyone wanna admit they got a crush on me?