Pizza Pirate

snowboarding, car, family/friends, life, love, passion, experience.

[Pizza Pirate @ChanceDorney]

Endless winter ❤

[Pizza Pirate @ChanceDorney]

@MrBeast Who wtf is this for? (Clicks)

[Story Warz @StoryWarz]

All New #StoryWarz w @arishaffir, @bigboywumbus, & @levfercomedy joining @bigjayoakerson & @luisjgomez premieres on YouTube and everywhere else Thursday at 8pm E.

For On Demand, uncensored, & ad-free access TONIGHT at 8pm E, go to https://t.co/LraS72R5rj & use promo code WAR!

[Pizza Pirate @ChanceDorney]

@EverythingOOC

[Pizza Pirate @ChanceDorney]

Macanudo, and a duck with his head stuck in a stew tomato @ITYSL @ITYSL_memes @ITYSL_Random

[I am @mackio_]

America is terrifying.

[Skaz @SkazMurkin]

I can’t get over Tim’s headshot for the official Emmy’s website. Jesus Christ this man is my favorite. Whatta gem.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

If the multiverse is real, I wonder if a universe exists where dreams are real and reality is an illusion.

[Pizza Pirate @ChanceDorney]

Carl havock? @ITYSL @ITYSL_memes

[Pizza Pirate @ChanceDorney]

New license, let's go to barz

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Happy 41st birthday McLovin 🥳🎉

[Pizza Pirate @ChanceDorney]

@SilentXChild In the first half I thought you were talking about a rapper, and I was like "damn, I should check that out"

[CCTV_IDIOTS @cctv_idiots]

Loving life 😂�

[Pizza Pirate @ChanceDorney]

#yugioh taught me math

[Pizza Pirate @ChanceDorney]

Bataleon™ teamed up with Spenny aka "Gimbal God" for this limited snowboard give-away. Enter now for a chance to win! https://t.co/KDr94zCQbh

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Santa doesn’t know Zoology:

Both male & female Reindeer grow antlers. But all male Reindeer lose their antlers in the late fall, well-before Christmas.

So Santa’s reindeer, which all sport antlers, are therefore all female, which means Rudolf has been misgendered.

[Daniel Pietersen @pietersender]

Biquette the goat, sold to an abattoir after she stopped producing milk but was rescued by punks and then spent 10 years watching grindcore bands. She could come and go as she pleased and, in the words of her rescuers, “escaped death, lived punk”. Absolute legend.