Chance The Redneck Rocket Scientist

Leave no witnesses, only laughing enlightened fanatics questioning status quo

[Chance The Redneck Rocket Scientist @ChanceRedRocket]

My sincerest question in life is how the arbitrary court of the canonization process included the Bible.

[Chance The Redneck Rocket Scientist @ChanceRedRocket]

If you have the maintenance man run a company of 50 convenience stores, he will lock all the doors and go home saying he saved money. Thank God for direct deposit.

[Chance The Redneck Rocket Scientist @ChanceRedRocket]

I smell like piss, taste like shit, welcome to genius.

[Chance The Redneck Rocket Scientist @ChanceRedRocket]

It is a methodology for madness. Welcome to Hollywood.

[Chance The Redneck Rocket Scientist @ChanceRedRocket]

Another term law enforcement personnel impersonators love to use on filing false police reports:

BRAG

[Chance The Redneck Rocket Scientist @ChanceRedRocket]

Who knew that Earth burning in a handbasket would require delicious sauces as a reduction delicacy.

[Chance The Redneck Rocket Scientist @ChanceRedRocket]

Solar plasma activities are climaxing. What's my name again?

[Chance The Redneck Rocket Scientist @ChanceRedRocket]

Who has heard of Dr. Stephen Hawking's deduction of "The Singularity?"

[Chance The Redneck Rocket Scientist @ChanceRedRocket]

Black sheep skape goats

[Chance The Redneck Rocket Scientist @ChanceRedRocket]

Sha'Carri from Texas makes me want a black baby. Go USA competing in Paris.

[Chance The Redneck Rocket Scientist @ChanceRedRocket]

I'll offer u p0t and a prayer if it's is legal in your state

[Chance The Redneck Rocket Scientist @ChanceRedRocket]

An aquaintance of mine calls her husband a RENT-A-BUM. marital or martial bliss.

[Chance The Redneck Rocket Scientist @ChanceRedRocket]

I just sold 2 jokes for $20k. Watch the cousins exit the walls.

[Chance The Redneck Rocket Scientist @ChanceRedRocket]

When I asked my mother if she rethought abortion, she looked me directly in the ear and said absolutely.

[Chance The Redneck Rocket Scientist @ChanceRedRocket]

Emily Sutton is one of those brains over updrafts weather women.

[Chance The Redneck Rocket Scientist @ChanceRedRocket]

Now comes Karma for president

[Chance The Redneck Rocket Scientist @ChanceRedRocket]

President Biden admitted he tested positive for a new strain of COVID labelled Presidential pole palsy.

It is projected to be a political terminal illness.

[Chance The Redneck Rocket Scientist @ChanceRedRocket]

It is official. The Democrats deferred to less of a loser. Good luck on that deuce.

[Charlie Daniels @CharlieDaniels]

ON THIS DAY in 2002, ‘Redneck Fiddlin’ Man’ was released. Highlights include title track, an instrumental of “The Star-Spangled Banner," "Waco" feat. @garthbrooks & “Southern Boy” co-written/performed with @TravisTritt Buy/stream/download here https://t.co/LehZv1YbBJ - TeamCDB

[Chance The Redneck Rocket Scientist @ChanceRedRocket]

I had intercourse with a pregnant female. It was my first threesome.