Chance Schimel

Student at NMSU, Tennis Player, Adventurer, Music Lover, Crazy for Jesus and his Church.

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Food Network called, asked the name of my new baking show. "Fantastic Yeasts and Where to Find Them." They hung up.

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Scroll through Netflix for a couple of hours and chill?

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If I ever needed a brain transplant, I'd choose a UNM grad because I'd want a brain that had never been used.

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I think the world is run by C students.

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Everybody believes in something, I believe I'll have another drink.

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"Fame Resets Every Year." -Louis C.K. This Is True About Leadership, Keep Grinding, The Weekend Approaches, Remember Who You Serve. 🙌🏽

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"Oh Captain, My Captain!" -Dead Poets Society ~I Miss You Robin Williams 😥

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I've been told 2not give into peer pressure but I've never been told not2 pressure my peers &I think that shows how dysfunctional society is

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"A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished." -Zsa Zsa Gabor

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Seating Mix-Up Puts Tony Bennett In Middle Of Slipknot https://t.co/5zVc5PG7Il #GRAMMYs

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If Noah had truly been wise, He would have swatted those two flies. -H. Castle

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Happy Gal-entines Day

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In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.

[relatable @byreIatable]

Parents: what happened to all your money....?
Me:

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Class Got Out Early Andy.

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Happy Monday! Stay Hungry and Remember, "The Diem Ain't Gonna Carpe Itself." 😁

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"Live From New York It's Saturday Night." -Peyton Manning #SB50

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The Panthers and Broncos must be a big deal if they're opening for Coldplay 🏉 #SB50