Quick question.
Theoretically..,
if was to be turned into semen
via an unfortunate encounter
with a ravenous shlong,
who would be more terrifying
to see coming to my rescue,
Sam Wamm or Yi Hilsten?
Don't you just hate it when
you find someone
who looks cool online,
so you go to
check out their profile
and the "about me" section
says something like
"I have a Radeon graphics card"
and you're just like
"well that's cool and all,
but i still know
LITERALLY
nothing about you.".