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Journaling, comedy

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U walk into sunglasses hut and none of the employees are even wearing sunglasses

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call em digestive cookies cuz i be digesting 12 per day

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Would u rather be a prince but ur bald or a prince but u have red hair

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imagine talking to playboi carti

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eating m&ms until i breakout so i can use my new pimple popping kit .. pretty excited

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It’s crazy that butlers have their own house where they aren’t a butler. They’re just a regular guy

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they should call it a feet table not a coffee table. not every one drinks coffee. not everyone has feet also though

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name something scarier than finding out what ur favourite podcaster looks like ... i'll wait

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sugar cookies go crazy fr

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I feel like if ur stressed ur hips are probably tight

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just mixin up my oatmeal

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imagine building a castle.. the audacity

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Whenever I want a chocolate bar I just go get one

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u dont have to see every movie but u can

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ppl sayin pralines & cream for senior citizens like they arent the most experienced ice cream eaters

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@HalalSituations Cuz the McFlurry mixer is broken probably

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Had a dream that geese were scared of me. They are not scared of me in real life

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@stats_feed Greed island

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@stats_feed Jumanji

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just wearin track pants and hangin out dog

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I actually do feel more like myself after I have a snickers bar