@SmogFlower Magic is unpredictable, accidents are bound to happen. I have a mage friend that accidentally turned his wife into a bunny tail butt plug and has threatened to leave him if he ever removes her or tried to change her back.
It makes this fat frog bastard unendingly happy that some of ya have asked some questions and are interacting with my anecdotes from the travels. Thank you kindly.
"Could you draw Seth farting on Pink? Maybe like... as a way to show her that nerds are better than pretty girls or something" -> seth π€€π€€π€€π€€π€€
#fart#fartart#fartfetish
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Seems like a nice guy, I'd definitely train with a fellow Frog in the art of sumo. Some of the best training partners I've had were Yokozuna and Snorlaxes. Snorlax... Snorlaxi? Anyway
Pokemon are spirited creatures with a penchant for rivalry and battle that matches my own.
@TheSkunksmith When I eat a bunch of fireflies my gas gets nice and glowy. Though they give me a stomach ache so I rarely do it unless I have some Cure Sickness potions on hand
Have you ever just fallen asleep in a bathhouse tub and ripped so much ass while out cold in the normal tub they started charging people as a bubble bath and a hot tub at the same time... Cause that just happened to me... Tricky tricky people those bathhouse owners.
Traveling about, I often find that cat boys and girls make the best cushions when my knees ache from spending too much time on land. Their fur is nice and well kept usually too. Makes it more fun to mess it up with my froggy slime and swampy gas.