Shitpost-chan

I'm between thirty and fifty feral hogs at once.

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American parents in the 70s and 80s: "my child is disobedient."

Troubled Teen Industry: "50 grand and I'll give them PTSD"

Parents: "fuckin sold"

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@ValkyrieVtuber I've actually never had any of them. Am I living a wasted life?

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Please understand, GTA6 is delayed because the lead programmer (Shadow the Hedgehog) needs to ensure there are more polygons in that one latina than in every other video game combined.

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As I and 99 of my fellow men approach Godzilla, I get the sneaking suspicion that we might have misheard.

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OC

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False alarm, pages just had to be reactivated

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@NyannaDesu

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I'm so twisted and fucked up that Crazy Glue is just regular glue to me.

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Dear Corporate America:

If you pay 18 months of my rent, I will write an article about how Luigi Mangione worships Satan and hates flowers and puppydogs. I promise* I won't make it thinly-veiled satire.

*promise can be voided by pre-existing conditions or if I don't wanna

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You thought the Vaporeon copypasta was a problem, but what if I told you there's an entire stratum of hell below that on the pokéfucker scale?

Look up "mukbang" to learn more.

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Pussy so good I gave it a 5/5 on Gripadvisor.

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You mfs are uwuing so hard, you must have gotten a lobottomy

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MLM: Multi-level Marketing. Bad, predatory, makes vulnerable people alienate themselves from their friends and families

MLEM: When the lil' buddy sticks its tongue out. Good, healing, very important.

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World of Horror stream is canceled for tonight because I took some overtime. As they say in the hood, "verily, let us acquire this bread, gangsters".

Rescheduled to Sunday at 7pm EST

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I am developing the world's first AAAAA game.

Features:
-it sucks

You animals will love it.

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So many posers out there claiming to be catholics but they don't even own any cats smh

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I want to do an experiment where I take 20 MLM victims and make them write a whole paragraph without emojis and see if they die.