Ayumu Tamura

Hihi! I'm the Ultimate Acrobat! I love hot pockets and thrive off chaos :3c
(Danganronpa OC account pls be nice)

TOTAL VIBE CHECKS: 7

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Welp... guess I'm dead now :/
I don't miss any of you <3
(maybe tsuyo. you the real MVP)

[Ayumu Tamura @ChaosPocket]

flat justice

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friendship ended with theo, now tsutsu's my best friend >:)

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i got my ass kicked by BATS
oh also theo's no longer cancelled
unfortunately

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THEODORE ISHIDA IS CANCELLED

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somehow i still have my kneecaps

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i guess im a drug dealer now?? this sucks

STORY TIME:
I interrupted a date between two people. One of them is constantly disappointed in me, the other actively tries to break my kneecaps. I put a TON of raw chicken in a tub, and a bottle of Gin. Continued in comments.

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I was holding a big ol' can of gasoline too. I turned to look at them and I just...

"You guys know where I can find some drugs?"
I tell you. Funniest shit I've ever seen. Made the gambler do a spit take! Absolutely glorious.

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pro tip
if you want zoe's jacket, break ya fuckin nose :P

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@babysitterjazz whyyy ;___; i said i was sowwy

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I may or may not have tried to kill All Of You within the span of an hour but ;__; we cool right??

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@TheoIshida broke my fucking nose into oblivion my beautiful face is fucking RUINED

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@TheoIshida oh you think you're so cool with your fucking robot leg ooh the merc has a prosthetic wooow soo cool you think you're so cool huh

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@TheoIshida no no no no no n

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@OngakuSensou make me fucker

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@OngakuSensou i am WOUNDED i cant BELIEVE you would SLANDER my GOOD NAME In SUCH A WAY i HATE YOU and YOUR HAT IS MINE >:(

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@UPathologist :0c ooh im so scared
what are you gonna do lmfao send twitter to dox me?

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@TheoIshida is CANCELLED he won't stop disrespecting my DEAD FATHER please DOX HIM OR SOMETHIGN he is SO MEAN AND I HAT EHIM

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@UPathologist lol what face l0ser

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every1: why?? why did you do this??
me:

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@babysitterjazz useless hetero smh