Carli

Tweeter of mostly mom hilarity. wife, mom of 3, blogger of all things mom life, mom style, house decor, body image and sweet treats!

[Carli @ChaosStyled]

Kid 1: organic, homemade purées in a variety of fruits, veggies and protein.
Kid 2: store bought food in a pouch, minimal baby junk food.
Kid 3: surviving on applesauce, cheese balls and the germs he gets from licking my iPhone.
#parenthood #momsquad

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@jessforbiden Hey, me and my kids!

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@McTremb

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@dishs_up

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@dawglovers @MissBellaKim We enjoyed it!

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@beetsonbikes

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@beetsonbikes Super annoying that is math you have to do!

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@lostmymommymind I’ve been out of it for awhile but congrats!!

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Recipes that claim to take 10 minutes prep time underestimate how long it takes me to cut and prep food and ESPECIALLY how long it takes me to peel and mince garlic.

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@lexiemamaa_ Yikes 😬

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@adhd_mum I think I was 14

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@ICantEven001 Girl hold all the chins high. You are gorgeous!

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@dad_on_my_feet Oh I’m so sorry. I haven’t been on Twitter much but caught this snippet and had to check it out. Thinking about you during this difficult transition. Big hugs!

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@danjlevy You’re my favorite. That’s all.

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@dad_on_my_feet I’ve learned the concept of the ball drop is a very confusing one.

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@ParisDaguerre Heck yes I would

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@Nomipalony Faces all smooshed together. I’ll admit, I saw my parents and my mil but I also wore a mask 90% of the time. I was worried taking a damn picture with my mom

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@lostmymommymind Pumpkin pie mini cheesecakes and gooey salted caramel pie. I think that’s what it’s called, lol

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@beetsonbikes Wow

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@beetsonbikes And also apparently I don’t know how to spell your name. 🤦🏼‍♀️ I’m sorry. On all accounts.

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@beetsonbikes No Erica!