ChaosAndCrumpets

dramione dabbler. she/her

[ChaosAndCrumpets @ChaoticCrumpets]

Timely reminder of my binding policy. Please don't buy bound versions of my stories.

[ChaosAndCrumpets @ChaoticCrumpets]

Incredibly lucky to have such lovely fandom pals. I'm not even gonna follow this with an insult. These stories are all of my favorite things. Possibly the only time I feel okay about being perceived. Thanks all for the wishes! I expect the same in 363 days.

[ellieauthor @ellieauthor_]

wishing a loud and unabashed HAPPY BIRTHDAY to @ChaoticCrumpets !!!!

in honor of the occasion, we'll be adding drabbles to a chaos themed collection throughout the day!

https://t.co/IQj7pQEMJN

[ellieauthor @ellieauthor_]

aaaaand another script format, bc that's the shape my brain has been taking these last couple of weeks

hbd @ChaoticCrumpets !!!
https://t.co/BkUGRWuUqU

[ChaosAndCrumpets @ChaoticCrumpets]

@ellieauthor_ I think theo actually has a certain something - I'm so glad his idiot plot all came around as he wanted it. I love you drinko killed me thankyou you genius

[Kat Writes @Oftendisenchant]

The HAPPIEST of birthdays to one of my absolutely favourite humans. In true Kat fashion, I did not successfully drabble (enjoy pt 2 coming soon). And he's so stupid, I'm so sorry.

[ChaosAndCrumpets @ChaoticCrumpets]

@Oftendisenchant KAT HOW is this everything I love? I cannot wait for him to attempt a leviosa with a Hitachi wand and have his arm try to detatch. Where is the going will he retain all of his appendages god pls

[ChaosAndCrumpets @ChaoticCrumpets]

@SultryNuns Art! Performance and lyric and every other kind. Please he's such a character of himself it's so delightful

[Ann @SultryNuns]

happy birthday @ChaoticCrumpets ! This is absolutely not a drabble (and also shouldn't exist, but!) :

Open Mic (Or: The Stalking of One Draco Malfoy)
full fic at: https://t.co/wjX2xwT3G2

[ChaosAndCrumpets @ChaoticCrumpets]

@slytherndiaries I was blessed by this thankyou so much he's so stupid I love him. Thankyou for putting yourself through that haha!

[ChaosAndCrumpets @ChaoticCrumpets]

@ellieauthor_ Ahaaa I love that dildos is part of my legacy. THANK YOU goodness I'm so touched you utter fools

[Kat Writes @Oftendisenchant]

I am going absolutely feral over this STUNNING commissioned fanart by @Ivmaruva. LOOK how tall he is?!?! And his thigh?!?!?! Between her legs?!?!?!

Obsessed!

[ChaosAndCrumpets @ChaoticCrumpets]

@eveningstruggle Wank stain is my fav

[Kels | ART @Kelserly]

"Off to that weasel again? Don't miss me too much, yeah?"

"Shut up, Malfoy."

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gush, finishing this art made me giggle cuz that kiss looks so....

#Dhr #dramione

[ChaosAndCrumpets @ChaoticCrumpets]

@eveningstruggle Oh yes! Obviously

[ChaosAndCrumpets @ChaoticCrumpets]

DHr drabble

Intuition

Hermione sees him, spine straight and chin held high, before she notices his file, topmost of those scattered across her desk.

“Why are you here?” she asks, cautious. Unsure. The silence is thick and colder even than usual, deep underground.

[ChaosAndCrumpets @ChaoticCrumpets]

@eveningstruggle I don't know how it ends okay? Tell me please.

[ChaosAndCrumpets @ChaoticCrumpets]

I recently finished the once upon a broken heart trilogy and I was obsessed with this idea so. Sorry!

[ChaosAndCrumpets @ChaoticCrumpets]

Their noses touch.

“Granger,” his voice is a pained whisper. She tells herself she hears some hope in it, though.

Her blood riots in her veins.

“Please-”

“Trust me, Draco.”

She closes her eyes, and her breathing stutters to a halt as she touches her lips to his.