EternalDumpsterFire

Anyone willing to turn me into a cat?

[EternalDumpsterFire @chaoticTrixter]

Cis guys should date each other romantically to understand what it's like to date a cis guy

It'd be great character development for them

[EternalDumpsterFire @chaoticTrixter]

My cousin just said she wanted to pet the chimera from Full Metal Alchemist

😬

[EternalDumpsterFire @chaoticTrixter]

Somehow we still got cheese out of it though

[EternalDumpsterFire @chaoticTrixter]

This aged like milk

[現在鍋煮中 @cmajames14]

@chaoticTrixter "As the high maintenence woman, would it be rude to call you a diva?"

"No, I'm gay."

[EternalDumpsterFire @chaoticTrixter]

@CatieOsaurus @gotoConvergence While I don't have dog pics to offer, may I negotiate with this?

[EternalDumpsterFire @chaoticTrixter]

When someone messages you internet slang and your first thought is "what python package is that?"

[EternalDumpsterFire @chaoticTrixter]

When I explain something to you that you already know, it's not me assuming you don't know it, it's me not assuming you do know it

[EternalDumpsterFire @chaoticTrixter]

Vividly remembering the time I ran rm -rf python on my machine

[EternalDumpsterFire @chaoticTrixter]

@TheNorseVixen I mean I can try to make you cry tears of laughter

[EternalDumpsterFire @chaoticTrixter]

Do you ever not be high and still get the munchies?

[CataleyaVi @CataleyaVi]

They have a point👀

[EternalDumpsterFire @chaoticTrixter]

Had a twig of a man doing this on an 8 hour flight next to me to the point where he kept elbowing me in the ribs so I started man spreading back

[EternalDumpsterFire @chaoticTrixter]

Trying to read a science paper be like wat?

[EternalDumpsterFire @chaoticTrixter]

The self destructive urge to bottle up your breakdown and not show weakness

[EternalDumpsterFire @chaoticTrixter]

Assume nothing
Google everything

[EternalDumpsterFire @chaoticTrixter]

Literally every medical professional: when you can't sleep, get out of bed
Me, 2.5 seconds after waking up: sits down on bed to check notifications before putting on pants and doing other stuff and ends up doom scrolling

[Words @itswords_]

feelings hit different at night.

[EternalDumpsterFire @chaoticTrixter]

Me, an insomniac, about to end my 21.00-00.00 nap: guess I should get some work done
My cat: you don't need this pillow anymore, right? Thanks it's my bed now
🙄

[EternalDumpsterFire @chaoticTrixter]

It should be noted though, that they didn't die. They took like 30+ psych damage on a matter of like 5 in game minutes. The possibilities for their inevitable return are endless

[EternalDumpsterFire @chaoticTrixter]

Playing CoC campaign and my character totally went out in a blaze of glory