Martin Chapman

[Martin Chapman @Chap877]

@AldiUK @andyhersh Worst thing @AldiUK ever did to their mince, not bought it for a long while

[Martin Chapman @Chap877]

@bbcemt Never been easier to pay, flown from there numerous times since the new system came in, takes about 30 seconds

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@manx_ram You've got too much time on your hands Mr. Bates love it x

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From my red dog stepson he knows me well, love to cook

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@BBCMOTD Not even a foul

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@ClarksonsFarm1 Straight up?

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Happy Birthday Mother, gone but never forgotten. We'll be raising a large glass of something to you this evening xxx

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@TheBarmyArmy Missed both legs

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@TheBarmyArmy If the light is good make them bowl the overs , the public have paid good money to watch

[Martin Chapman @Chap877]

Test match cricket always moaning about slow over rate, if the lights good bowl the overs

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@ClarksonsFarm1 Ozark

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Lovely week in Rhodes can't beat the Greek Islands, 80 odd days till the next one

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@ESPNcricinfo They can play with their fidget spinners together

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@anon_opin Have you never been given flowers 💐 😭😭😭

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@AnimalsAddicts Get there on time fuck wit

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@NoContextBrits Quim

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Top DJ set again @ChrisMoyles at the Nottingham Sausage and Cider Festival 👌🏻

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@manx_ram carnage at Cheltenham

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@thelastIeg mmm they said one finger?